The Commonwealth of Biggonian Megaist Empire is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Ricardina with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.458 billion Biggonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ivasburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Biggonian Megaist Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 3,109 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 367,657 Kroner, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,091,550 per year while the poor average 97,147, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Political shows are fit for purpose, when you fly on Air Biggonian Megaist Empire you win a seat or you die, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, and lending firms are subject to strict government regulations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Biggonian Megaist Empire's national animal is the Peasant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Virtulima.

Biggonian Megaist Empire is ranked 13,611^th in the world and 18^th in Lands End for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,310.79 pounds of wildlife per square mile.