Population | 8.763 billion |
Capital | Fort Sotto |
Leader | Lumay Temuldav |
Currency | Ringgit |
Animal | Great Philippine Tiger |
The Trade Confederation of Singhapala Bisaya is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lumay Temuldav with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.763 billion Bisayans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Sotto. The average income tax rate is 18.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Singhapala Bisayan economy, worth a remarkable 2,772 trillion Ringgits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 316,436 Ringgits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
The richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, beatboxing has replaced the 'Wilhelm scream' as the nation's most popular sound effect, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Singhapala Bisaya's national animal is the Great Philippine Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Singhapala Bisaya is ranked 46,159th in the world and 22nd in Lands End for Most Stationary, with 943.44275036292 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Singhapala Bisaya was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Socialist State of Desert.
- : Singhapala Bisaya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Singhapala Bisaya, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
- : Following new legislation in Singhapala Bisaya, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
- : Following new legislation in Singhapala Bisaya, beatboxing has replaced the 'Wilhelm scream' as the nation's most popular sound effect.
- : Following new legislation in Singhapala Bisaya, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.
- : Singhapala Bisaya was endorsed by The Reign of Unificada das Ilhas Karparge.
- : Singhapala Bisaya was endorsed by The Incorporated States of Insania Pecunia.
- : Following new legislation in Singhapala Bisaya, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters.
- : Following new legislation in Singhapala Bisaya, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 44 » Biggonian Megaist Empire, Deims Kir, Lippeland, Ruwan Islands, Nadal Mobianordia, Nordhpadhan, South-Central Rhodesia, Bonnie Blue Republic, Ansoku, Neo URSS, Schabinur, New Tussia, Pantsville, Hollip, The Tribia, Ofrus, Papalania, Terra Argo, Cassinia, Antarctican Immagrants, Arkastros, Tayichi, Dolplandia, New Trussia, Buchbach, Murskat, Claysville, Sovende, Peacockastan, North-Bardonia, Pikesland, Akita-saki, Yooooobi, Hansa Federation, Jaredistan, Troposia, Hay-Brazil, Micalandia, Kyun Alura, Thauto States, Lithland, Insania Pecunia, Unificada das Ilhas Karparge, and Socialist State of Desert.