The Republic of AusValia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Mathew Romney with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.315 billion AusValians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sydney. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient AusValian economy, worth a remarkable 1,496 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,239 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", the internal market is thriving, feeling like a winner comes at a price, and the media seems excessively interested in what Prime Minister Mathew Romney is wearing this season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AusValia's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

AusValia is ranked 35,769^th in the world and 162^nd in Conch Kingdom for Highest Food Quality, scoring 48.7 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.