The Free Land of Angakluk is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mahatma Che Shalom with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 45.934 billion Angaklukeñoes enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kirknoor Town. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Angaklukian economy, worth a remarkable 4,704 trillion kunas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 102,414 kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Friendly revolutionaries are the nation's greatest export, dictators have dubbed Angakluk the land of lunatics, the ego of former emperors tend to match their stature, and employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angakluk's national animal is the green bumba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Angakluk is ranked 72,336^th in the world and 373^rd in Europeia for Most Developed, scoring 70.03 on the Human Development Index.