The United Socialist States of Alvania Unita is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 697 million Alvanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solantia. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Alvanian economy, worth 24.3 trillion Aments a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 34,836 Aments, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alvania Unita's national animal is the Devils Hole Pupfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Alvania Unita is ranked 294,769^th in the world and 551^st in Communitas for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.83 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.