The Explosive Minefield of Afrani is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Great Security Camera with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.014 billion Afranians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roysk. The average income tax rate is 35.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Afranian economy, worth 86.2 trillion Glod Pieces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,978 Glod Pieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders who don't applaud The Great Security Camera's speeches are regarded as enemies of Afrani, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, in pet stores nationwide Radioactive Lizards are growing in popularity, and loudmouthed journalists are given the chop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Afrani's national animal is the Radioactive Lizard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bombism.

Afrani is ranked 151,890^th in the world and 122^nd in Corsair for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 819.1 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.