The Colony of Agustine is a large, genial nation, notable for its public floggings, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 160 million Agustineans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 37.3%.

The Agustinean economy, worth 8.54 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,361 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Agustineans incessantly needle their doctors for relief, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, ruff times are ahead for those who aren't keen on party costumes, and a speech a day keeps climate change away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agustine's national animal is the Eagle.

Agustine is ranked 222,677^th in the world and 171^st in Corsair for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -3.82 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.