The Große Halbblutreich of Aachenheimer is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premierminister Paul E Reed with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.847 billion Aachenese enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aachen. The average income tax rate is 87.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Aachenese economy, worth a remarkable 1,105 trillion Kronamarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 228,068 Kronamarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

School teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Aachen with effluent, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, and religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs. Crime is totally unknown. Aachenheimer's national animal is the Griffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aachener Nationalpartei.

Aachenheimer is ranked 210,175^th in the world and 105^th in Portugal for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 27,596.25 Standard Monetary Units.