Population | 35.528 billion |
Capital | Constantinople |
Leader | Empress Iris IV |
Currency | guilder |
Animal | silver bear |
The Serene Dominion of Ancient Slobovia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Empress Iris IV with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 35.528 billion Ancient Slobovians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Ancient Slobovian economy, worth a remarkable 2,309 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,998 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
All mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, the government is pursuing a new programme aimed at promoting cultural sophistication, and the first half of cabinet meetings include Empress Iris IV complaining about the reasonable nation theory (Ancient Slobovia has found 1 easter egg). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ancient Slobovia's national animal is the silver bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Ancient Slobovia is ranked 267,738th in the world and 4,823rd in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.86 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ancient Slobovia was endorsed by The Empire of Saint Placked Cupcakke.
- : Ancient Slobovia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Right of Emigration"".
- : Ancient Slobovia endorsed The Allied States of The Lombard League.
- : Ancient Slobovia was endorsed by The Allied States of The Lombard League.
- : Ancient Slobovia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Ancient Slobovia was endorsed by The Empire of Legion Of The Moon.
- : Ancient Slobovia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
- : Ancient Slobovia endorsed The Democratic States of Eriaco.
- : Ancient Slobovia was endorsed by The Democratic States of Eriaco.
- : Ancient Slobovia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 224 » Curlyhoward, Theorin, Kiasu-ism, Tsunamy, Drugged Monkeys, Soem, Great Scapula, Farengeto, Kringalia, Transtemporal Shifts, The Solar System Scope, Abarri, Jehenna, Aidenfieeld, Hanguk-Nippon, Ridehale, Rebel-topia, Darakin, The naked people, North Kanuckistan, Calistan, Nova Montron, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Xandev, Wehraboos, Land Without Shrimp, Nowa Europa, Dereistic, Maeiland, Amerion, Zaelith, Drystar, Mapico, Oreo States, Bleakfoot, PenguinPies, Fasire, Bawkie, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Shefino, Ralphburg, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, The Worst army of, Myness, Midand, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Changolandia, Tepertopia, and 174 others.Phanama, Yellunstryer, Doraya, Skaladoria, The Island of Sorna, United States of Belvaria, Unojo, Beblahbleblo, Moridine, Freedoom, Indolos, Saciu, Land of Mari, Aurcania, Venezia Pacifica, The Haughtherlands, Piscantium, Arscanesia, Farelonia, The Woragopiria, Amonguitos, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Great Lothian, Mavenu, Bonobiana, Zanforadon, Ostavaria, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, Altnavia, ARIAPOLIS01, Dakalian, Ugranda, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Estival, Goldnation, Holy Free, Dun Frest, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, Kazhinskia, Galactya, Sporaltryus, America Gone Wrong, Doundaly, Dimplingpie, Southern Numenor, Khnomania, North Pernambuco, Los Lonley Boys, Arhanistan, Uvalor, Nova Rhodia, Unielvan Millorvium, Eritria, Ferfulesse, Dhemixia, Pepoland, Jantisha, 0200-Gamma, Tanyaland, Martzbrieg, The Free Falklands, Yugarritia, Empire of Pekoland, Ever Testing, Alvira, Amerinsca, Hacrela, Banieltopia, Cerespasia, Signar, Greater Lamero, Grace Wellesley Thayer, The Weirdo, Bohenia, Gonthavnor, Nomayuki, Purisect, Lynxaion, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, The real Ireland, New Maxta, Belschaft, Blipp, Awesome Imperium, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Truskawkoland, The Ark of Survival, Hazahmkong, Tioloman, Emagination, South Venison, Hadrex, Sanctum Resurgence, ANuadh, Purestan, The Filippinas, Krauanagaz, Cheolwa, Lowelian, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Petea, Luxemstein, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Springwalla, Shilvend, Marnrio, Las Filipina, Legosia, HawkoFon, Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvb, Aodhan, Vertruse, Bogani, Lupusterra, Upper Ryu Lorty, Xanistan, Lans Isles, Marre, Albend, Nakayo, United Allied Systems Nations, BEEstreetz, Pepperton, Philippinessss, Eastern Juble Lux, Swenfia 2, Mercian Legions, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Anarco Argentina, Meirenyu, Poguelands, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Genoxelande, Anglimerica, Stelmund, Mardunia, The Xolbarian Opposition, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Emus and Papayas, Haya-Nagatoro, 7 Trees, Gwandalis, EIndonesia, Eastern Bahia, Meglomania, Agora Highland, Megistos, Cunny Cute and Funny, Antipolica, SharttingToepia, North Korea is best, Vulcan Acenedcy, Amerikanisches Imperium, Dundea Loea, Janoi Donacen, Serpleddyland, Corthsri, Rotenaplistan, Eriaco, Legion Of The Moon, The Lombard League, and Saint Placked Cupcakke.