The Republic of Abarri is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Ramón Aznar with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.663 billion Abarrians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ambarri. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Abarrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,825 trillion Abarrian pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,728 Abarrian pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, the judicial system legislates morality, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, and construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground. Crime is totally unknown. Abarri's national animal is the black-necked swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abarri is ranked 283,290^th in the world and 5,184^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.42 flags saluted per person per day.