The Disputed Territories of Le Front de Liberation du Midand is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kylie McLastname with an iron fist, and notable for its suspicion of poets, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.883 billion Le Front de Liberation du Midandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Administration and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Midandia. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Le Front de Liberation du Midandian economy, worth 703 trillion Midoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,187 Midoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, Kylie McLastname is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, vital infrastructure development is on hold because of 'nature and stuff', and the Le Front de Liberation du Midandian war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Le Front de Liberation du Midand's national animal is the Combat Kitten, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Le Front de Liberation du Midand is ranked 217,612^th in the world and 3,947^th in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 25,973.44 Standard Monetary Units.