Manifesto of The Front de liberation du Midand

The Front de liberation du Midand is neither the Messiah nor a modern-day Robin Hood. It is a group of Midand workers who are determined to use every means possible to ensure that the people of Midand take control of their own destiny.

The Front de liberation du Midand wants total independence for Midandians, united in a free society and purged for good of the clique of voracious sharks, the patronizing “big bosses” and their henchmen who have made Midand their private hunting ground for “cheap labor” and unscrupulous exploitation.

The Front de liberation du Midand is not an aggressive movement, but rather a response to the aggression perpetrated by high finance through the puppet governments of the South Pacific

The Front de liberation du Midand finances itself through voluntary taxes levied on the establishments that exploit workers (banks, finance companies, etc.).
The financially powerful, who uphold the status quo and who make up the majority of the traditional tutors of our people, have obtained the reaction they hoped for: a step backwards rather than the change for which we have worked harder than ever before, and for which we will continue to work.

We briefly believed that it was worth channeling our energy and our impatience into the political system but this inoffensive centrist democracy that permeates our homeland clearly demonstrates that what we call democracy in Midand has always been, and still is, a “democracy” of the rich. In this sense, the Mendeons's victory is a victory of the election riggers. Consequently, we have washed our hands clean of the parliamentary system and the Front de libération du Midand will never allow itself to be distracted by the electoral crumbs that the Anglo-Saxon capitalists toss Midand’s way every four years. Many have realized the truth and are ready to take action. In the coming year Mendeons will get what is coming to him: 100,000 revolutionary workers, armed and organized!

Yes, there are reasons for the Mendeons victory. Yes, there are reasons for poverty, unemployment, slums, and for the fact that you, the workers of Midand, do not feel free in our country of Midand.

Yes, there are reasons, and the fishermen, the farmers, and the miners know these reasons. And the brave workers who you tried to screw again know many such reasons.

Yes, there are reasons why everyday Midandians cannot afford a simple a home, replete with jazz and razzle-dazzle, like Mendeons the aristocrat, who is so concerned about slums that he covers them up with coloured billboards to hide our misery from the tourists.

Yes, there are reasons why you can't pay for little holiday trips to Hanguk-Nippon like the rotten judges and parliamentarians do with our money.

The brave workers who were sacked without notice know these reasons. And those who were crushed for the simple and sole reason that they wanted to organize a union and were forced to pay fines by the rotten judges simply because they tried to exercise this basic right – they know justice and they know many such reasons.

Yes, there are reasons why you go and drown your drown your despair, your bitterness, and your rage in a bottle of Imperial isaac absolut SPIT. And you, with your Deumontiverland marijuana cigarettes … you know the reasons.

Yes, there are reasons why, generation after generation, you, the welfare recipients, are kept on social assistance. Yes, there are lots of reasons, and the workers know them well.

And the policemen, those strong-arms of the system, should understand these reasons – they should have been able to see that we live in a terrorized society because, without their force, without their violence, everything falls apart!

We have had our fill of federalism that penalizes the milk producers to satisfy the needs of the Anglo-Saxons of the Commonwealth; the system which keeps the valiant taxi drivers in a state of semi-slavery to shamefully protect the exclusive monopoly of nauseating Mendeons and that ilk.

We have had our fill of a system that exercises a senseless policy of importation while the low wage-earners in the timber wood chipping and arms manufacturing trades, who are the most ill-treated in Midand, are thrown out into the street for the benefit of a clutch of damned “money-makers” in their Pompeii Mako's.

We have had enough of a system which relegates the Midand nation among the ethnic minorities of Volaworand.

We have had our fill, as have more and more Midandians, of a pathetic government that performs a thousand and one acrobatics to charm Techganet millionaires into investing in Midand, where thousands and thousands of square miles of forests, full of game and well-stocked lakes, are the exclusive preserve of these almighty twentieth century lords.

We have had our fill of hypocrites like Mendeons who rely on armored trucks, the living symbol of the foreign North prarie occupation of Midand, to keep the poor “natives” of Midand in fear of the misery and unemployment in which they are accustomed to living.

We have had our fill of promises of work and prosperity, when in fact we will always be the diligent servants and boot-lickers of the big shots, as long as there is the fortress of high finance; we will be slaves until all of us, the Midandian, have exhausted every means, including arms and dynamite, to rid ourselves of these economic and political “big bosses” who are prepared to use every dirty trick in the book to better screw us.

We live in a society of terrorized slaves, terrorized by the big bosses like Geldron, Hovland, Menwen, De Voss, Patelwill, Satake-Joseon, Abchoy, Morris, Isaac E, Valieant, Yevonov, Shoigu, Bashar and Green. Compared to them, Mendeons the nightstick , and his crowd are peanut politicians!

We are terrorized by the capitalist Church, even though this seems less and less obvious (who owns the property on which the stock exchange stands?); by the payments to Finance; by the advertising of the grand masters of consumption; we are terrorized by the closed circles of science and culture which are the universities and by their “monkey see, monkey do” bosses.

There is an increasing number of us who know and suffer under this terrorist society, and the day is fast approaching when all the Luhi Clan will disappear from the map.

Factory workers, miners, and loggers; service-industry workers, teachers, students, and the unemployed, take back what belongs to you, your jobs, your determination, and your liberty.

And you, workers, you make your factories run; only you are capable of production; without you Midand is nothing!

Workers of Midand, take back today what is yours; take back what belongs to you. Only you know your factories, your machines, your hotels, your universities, your unions. Don't wait for some miracle organization.

Make your own revolution in your neighborhoods, in your places of work. If you don't do it yourselves, other technocratic usurpers and so on will replace the handful of cigar smokers we now know, and everything will have to be done over again. Only you are able to build a free society.

We must struggle, not individually but together, until victory is ours, with every means at our disposal.

In the far corners of the South Pacific, may those who have been contemptuously called “lousy Midandians” and alcoholics start fighting vigorously against the enemies of liberty and justice and put out of commission all the professional swindlers and robbers, the bankers, the businessmen, the judges, and the sold-out politicians!!!

We are the workers of Midand and we will fight to the bitter end. With the help of the entire population, we want to replace this slave society with a free society, operating by itself and for itself, a society open to the world.

Our struggle can only be victorious. An awakening people cannot be kept in misery and contempt for long.

Long live free Midand!

Long live our imprisoned political comrades!

Long live the Midand revolution!

Long live the Front de liberation du Midand!