Le Front de Liberation du Midand
Population | 8.839 billion |
Capital | Midandia |
Leader | Kylie McLastname |
Currency | Mido |
Animal | Combat Kitten |
The Disputed Territories of Le Front de Liberation du Midand is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kylie McLastname with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.839 billion Le Front de Liberation du Midandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Administration and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Midandia. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Le Front de Liberation du Midandian economy, worth 699 trillion Midoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,187 Midoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, Kylie McLastname is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, vital infrastructure development is on hold because of 'nature and stuff', and the Le Front de Liberation du Midandian war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Le Front de Liberation du Midand's national animal is the Combat Kitten, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Le Front de Liberation du Midand is ranked 46,434th in the world and 1,024th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.27 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Le Front de Liberation du Midand's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Le Front de Liberation du Midand altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in Le Front de Liberation du Midand, the Le Front de Liberation du Midandian war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners.
- : Following new legislation in Le Front de Liberation du Midand, vital infrastructure development is on hold because of 'nature and stuff'.
- : Following new legislation in Le Front de Liberation du Midand, Kylie McLastname is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests.
- : Following new legislation in Le Front de Liberation du Midand, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents.
- : Following new legislation in Le Front de Liberation du Midand, every worker receives exactly the same pay regardless of productivity.
- : Le Front de Liberation du Midand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Le Front de Liberation du Midand, the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Le Front De Liberation Du Midandian Colonial Thesaurus.
- : Le Front de Liberation du Midand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market, Most Armed, Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, Most Corrupt Governments, and Most Secular.