The Constitutional Monarchy of La Republica de Carta is a small, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 29 million La Republica de Cartans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.3%.

The strong La Republica de Cartan economy, worth 1.57 trillion El Dinero de Cartas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 53,988 El Dinero de Cartas, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, many aides in Leader's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Republica de Carta's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

La Republica de Carta is ranked 141,659^th in the world and 2,749^th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 912.11 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.