The Grand Duchy of Wizardonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Arch-Mage Mario with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cheerful population of 23.643 billion Wizardonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sorceria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wizardonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,963 trillion Sigils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 421,408 Sigils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wizardonia has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists. Crime is totally unknown. Wizardonia's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Wizardonia is ranked 11,334^th in the world and 19^th in Forest for Most Patriotic, with 60.72 flags saluted per person per day.