The Easter VrijStaat of Ownzone is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by -VACANT- with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cheerful population of 16.348 billion Ownzoneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vault 75. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ownzonean economy, worth a remarkable 4,260 trillion Eggs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 260,639 Eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Guns don't kill people — heroes do, -VACANT- spends most weeknights picking up little nuisances from friends' houses, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and on-duty Air Ownzone flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class. Crime is totally unknown. Ownzone's national animal is the Cow Murloc, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dudeism.

Ownzone is ranked 2,035^th in the world and 24^th in Forest for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 29,811.63 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.