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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,784thMost Influential: 1,812thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,467th
The Democratic Republic of
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The finlands heavy dictators

Population5.247 billion

CapitalOulu
LeaderTheodore Roosevelt
FaithAteistic

CurrencyEuro
AnimalTiger

The Democratic Republic of The finlands heavy dictators is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Theodore Roosevelt with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, disturbing lack of elderly people, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 5.247 billion finlands heavy dictatorsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oulu. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient finlands heavy dictatorsian economy, worth 776 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 148,067 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs, the overhead luggage compartment is often full, and faithful allies are always valued. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The finlands heavy dictators's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ateistic.

The finlands heavy dictators is ranked 15,617th in the world and 249th in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 321.88 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,784thMost Influential: 1,812thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 8,467thMost Inclusive: 8,566thNicest Citizens: 9,259thHealthiest Citizens: 9,487thBest Weather: 9,565thMost Secular: 10,476thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,629thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,278thMost Patriotic: 12,504thHighest Food Quality: 12,780thMost Armed: 12,987thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 14,647thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,986thSmartest Citizens: 15,353rdLargest Publishing Industry: 15,550thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,617thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,206thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,363rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,955thMost Efficient Economies: 22,043rdLargest Governments: 22,098thHighest Average Incomes: 23,074thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,649thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,806thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,990thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,571stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26,885thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,238th
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Most Armed: 61st in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 75th in the regionMost Patriotic: 88th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 101st in the regionLargest Black Market: 129th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 138th in the region

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