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Governor: The Long-Suffering Host of Muppet Kermit the Frog

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Founder: The Long-Suffering Host of Muppet Kermit the Frog

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Most Nations: 483rd
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🎶 It's time to play the music
💡 It's time to light the lights
🐸 It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight

💄 It's time to put on make up
🎩 It's time to dress up right
🎪 It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight

👴🏻 Why do we always come here
🎭 I guess we'll never know
👴🏻 It's like a kind of torture
🍿 To have to watch the show

🎵 But now let's get things started
🎷 Why don't you get things started
🎹 It's time to get things started
⭐ On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, muppetational
🎺 This is what we call the Muppet Show!

Embassies: Fredonia, Hollow Point, Gypsy Lands, and Bytes.

Tags: Casual, Fandom, Medium, Password, Puppet Storage, and Silly.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Muppet Show contains 50 nations, the 483rd most in the world.

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NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Sarcastic Wit of Muppet Floyd PepperPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“You're so hip, you make us flip”
2.The Long-Suffering Host of Muppet Kermit the FrogFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here!”
3.The Insatiable Hunger of Muppet BehemothIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Kay!”
4.The Cantankerous Opinions of Muppet Statler and WaldorfMoralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People“They aren't half bad. Nope, they're ALL bad!”
5.The Mispronunciation of Muppet Pepe the King PrawnInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“I am not a shrimp! I am a king prawn, okay?”
6.The Unethical Exploitation of Muppet BeakerIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Mee-mee-mee”
7.The Patched Eye of Muppet GafferMoralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People“Meow”
8.The Incredible Fierceness of Muppet ButchCorrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship“Roar”
9.The Bizarre Performance Art of Muppet GonzoDemocratic Socialists Hell“Chickens are People, Too!”
10.The Chiselled Features of Muppet Bust of BeethovenCorrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship“I'm not Beethoven, dummy, I'm a bust of Beethoven!”
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Oh, it's called "Simon Smith and his Amazing Dancing Dog." Yeah, I sing this song, see, and Muppy here does this cute, adorable, sweet, sugary little dance.
*Muppy demonstrates the dance.*

Well, it sounds ... sappy.

Gee, my uncle thought it was …

It sounds ... wonderful.

Yeah, it's great. He'll love it.

I'm - Certainly. I've often thought of Muppy here as about the cutest little fellow around.

*Muppy bites Kermit's hand and wrestles with it.*

He thinks of himself as a killer.

Let me outta here!

Just flying thru on our way south. Hi, Kermie!

Migrating Geese wrote:Just flying thru on our way south. Hi, Kermie!

And do you not have a greeting for beautiful moi? Hmph. Fat goose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TW7NiFZlhI

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