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Governor: The Long-Suffering Host of Muppet Kermit the Frog

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Founder: The Long-Suffering Host of Muppet Kermit the Frog

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🎶 It's time to play the music
💡 It's time to light the lights
🐸 It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight

💄 It's time to put on make up
🎩 It's time to dress up right
🎪 It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight

👴🏻 Why do we always come here
🎭 I guess we'll never know
👴🏻 It's like a kind of torture
🍿 To have to watch the show

🎵 But now let's get things started
🎷 Why don't you get things started
🎹 It's time to get things started
⭐ On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, muppetational
🎺 This is what we call the Muppet Show!

Embassies: Fredonia, Hollow Point, Gypsy Lands, and Bytes.

Tags: Casual, Fandom, Medium, Password, Puppet Storage, and Silly.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Muppet Show contains 50 nations, the 527th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Trout Fishing Sector in The Muppet Show

The World Census conducted frenzied haggling with fishmongers in order to determine which nations have the largest fishing industries.

As a region, The Muppet Show is ranked 19,594th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Nepotistic Employment of Muppet ScooterInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Fifteen seconds to curtain!”
2.The Cannibalistic Appetite of Muppet Gorgon HeapIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“The world's greatest eater”
3.The Bizarre Performance Art of Muppet GonzoDemocratic Socialists Hell“Chickens are People, Too!”
4.The Incredible Fierceness of Muppet ButchCorrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship“Roar”
5.The Insatiable Hunger of Muppet BehemothIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Kay!”
6.The Porcine Perfection of Muppet Miss PiggyAuthoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State“Moi”
7.The Sarcastic Wit of Muppet Floyd PepperPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“You're so hip, you make us flip”
8.The Barking of Muppet BaskervillePsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“It's dog eat dog”
9.The Disastrous Acts of Muppet Wayne and WandaMoralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People“Stormy Weather”
10.The Mispronunciation of Muppet Pepe the King PrawnInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“I am not a shrimp! I am a king prawn, okay?”
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Oh, it's called "Simon Smith and his Amazing Dancing Dog." Yeah, I sing this song, see, and Muppy here does this cute, adorable, sweet, sugary little dance.
*Muppy demonstrates the dance.*

Well, it sounds ... sappy.

Gee, my uncle thought it was …

It sounds ... wonderful.

Yeah, it's great. He'll love it.

I'm - Certainly. I've often thought of Muppy here as about the cutest little fellow around.

*Muppy bites Kermit's hand and wrestles with it.*

He thinks of himself as a killer.

Let me outta here!

Just flying thru on our way south. Hi, Kermie!

Migrating Geese wrote:Just flying thru on our way south. Hi, Kermie!

And do you not have a greeting for beautiful moi? Hmph. Fat goose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TW7NiFZlhI

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