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Governor: The Long-Suffering Host of Muppet Kermit the Frog

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Founder: The Long-Suffering Host of Muppet Kermit the Frog

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🎶 It's time to play the music
💡 It's time to light the lights
🐸 It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight

💄 It's time to put on make up
🎩 It's time to dress up right
🎪 It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight

👴🏻 Why do we always come here
🎭 I guess we'll never know
👴🏻 It's like a kind of torture
🍿 To have to watch the show

🎵 But now let's get things started
🎷 Why don't you get things started
🎹 It's time to get things started
⭐ On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, muppetational
🎺 This is what we call the Muppet Show!

Embassies: Fredonia, Hollow Point, Gypsy Lands, and Bytes.

Tags: Casual, Fandom, Medium, Password, Puppet Storage, and Silly.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Muppet Show contains 50 nations, the 512th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Poor Incomes in The Muppet Show

The World Census studied the spending power of the poorest 10% of citizens in each nation.

As a region, The Muppet Show is ranked 10,400th in the world for Highest Poor Incomes.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Bizarre Performance Art of Muppet GonzoDemocratic Socialists Hell“Chickens are People, Too!”
2.The Cantankerous Opinions of Muppet Statler and WaldorfMoralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People“They aren't half bad. Nope, they're ALL bad!”
3.The Hilarious Punchlines of Muppet Fozzie BearDemocratic Socialists Hell“Wocka wocka wocka!”
4.The Porcine Perfection of Muppet Miss PiggyAuthoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State“Moi”
5.The Cannibalistic Appetite of Muppet Gorgon HeapIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“The world's greatest eater”
6.The Intimidating Appearance of Muppet SweetumsMoralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People“You would've loved my cadenza”
7.The Disastrous Inventions of Muppet Dr Bunsen HoneydewIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Ph.D., Esq., Incomp., C.S.I.C.O.E.”
8.The Scientific Insights of Muppet Dr Julius StrangeporkIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“What are you doing, you vile creature?”
9.The Harmonious Tones of Muppet DoglionIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Two bits”
10.The Chiselled Features of Muppet Bust of BeethovenCorrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship“I'm not Beethoven, dummy, I'm a bust of Beethoven!”
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The Muppet Show Regional Message Board

Oh, it's called "Simon Smith and his Amazing Dancing Dog." Yeah, I sing this song, see, and Muppy here does this cute, adorable, sweet, sugary little dance.
*Muppy demonstrates the dance.*

Well, it sounds ... sappy.

Gee, my uncle thought it was …

It sounds ... wonderful.

Yeah, it's great. He'll love it.

I'm - Certainly. I've often thought of Muppy here as about the cutest little fellow around.

*Muppy bites Kermit's hand and wrestles with it.*

He thinks of himself as a killer.

Let me outta here!

Just flying thru on our way south. Hi, Kermie!

Migrating Geese wrote:Just flying thru on our way south. Hi, Kermie!

And do you not have a greeting for beautiful moi? Hmph. Fat goose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TW7NiFZlhI

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