The Bizarre Performance Art of Muppet Gonzo is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Camilla the Chicken with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed population of 13.644 billion daredevils are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Muppet Theatre. The average income tax rate is 20.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The daring economy, worth 977 trillion applauses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,670 applauses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines, Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Muppet Gonzo's national animal is the chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is weird.

Muppet Gonzo is ranked 217,805^th in the world and 31^st in The Muppet Show for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.