by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

The Middler East is a Frontier. New nations may be founded here.

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: Jerusalem and the holy lands

Last WA Update:

Maps Board Activity History Admin Rank

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 819th Most Primitive: 1,886th Safest: 2,974th
World Factbook Entry

War... War Never Changes

Except for here where we have the most advanced methods to wage war with eachother every day.

Tags: Featured, Frontier, Governorless, and Minuscule.

The Middler East is home to a single nation.

Today's World Census Report

The Safest in The Middler East

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

As a region, The Middler East is ranked 2,974th in the world for Safest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Free Land of Shadow CatDemocratic Socialists Hell“Se keli qilōni rēbās rȳ dōros”

Regional Happenings

More...

The Middler East Regional Message Board

Congratulations on your featuredness.

The Featured Region Express, Bite My Biscuits, and Traveling reid spaulding

Traveling reid spaulding

Congrats! You’ve been featured!

On Behalf of Rhino Hypolan,
Welcome To The Featured Zone!

Wait WHAT?! 7 Days (1 Week) After Founding?

Yep, giving this place the L E G E N D A R Y ranking have a good day

Inspired by The Featured Region Express' factbook: Region Score Breakdown

Revamped 9/16/25

Rating Name

Info

The Biscuit Dumpster

The region is THE WORST out of all of the regions hoping it ceases to exist or gets raided (Is Racist, Homophobic, Fascist, Hate Groups, Offensive Images, etc.). You get 0% chance of seeing the quote at the end of the message being replaced by nothing but dissatisfaction.

Small Signature

The region just gets a small signature. This region is not featured in my profile (Dead Region, or I Do Not Like The Region {Partially}). You still get a biscuit famous quote at the end of the message however, it's basic.

Photo Opportunity

The region gets a signature and a photo opp. This region is featured on my profile (Active on embassies, Dead Region with an Interesting Trait, Semi-Dead Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote is the same as "Small Signature."

Trending Figure

The region is the Trending Figure of regions, and looks good. It has description on why on my profile (Active region / Active RMB, Cool Region, Interesting Traits on an Embassy Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets upgraded to Bold Text.

Biscuit Golden Award

The region is VERY RARE and awesome, never thought I visit that region THIS cool... You get a gold award for this! (Has a High Population such as Artificial Solar System, TFRE Rated This Region First Class Rating, Being One of My Favorite Regions, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is not just Bold text, it is decorated too!

BISCUIT FAMOUS AWARD OF EXCELLENCE

Out of all the activity on NS, I never thought that THIS REGION had the most impressive move where it deserves a 1/1000000 achievement, and the region is IMPRESSIVE deserving this rating with a Ridiculously Rare Encounter... GG's Buddy You Deserve This Award of Excellence Showing True Fame... (One of the Most Popular Regions In NS, Ridiculously Rare Trait on a Region Such as Being Featured <7 Days After Founding, Being Featured Twice in <4 Weeks, Has a Special Trait In That Region, Etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is the best one yet and it is uniquely decorated!

Event Signature

The region has a signature during a special event that is currently happening (N-Day, Z-Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc.). Sometimes the Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets modified to fit the event.

Read factbook


~Well, Bite My Biscuits!~

Wes-garary ghotak jack fathomckuof hilia

YOU ARE FEATURED GOOD JOB OH MY GOSH NO WAY HOW ARE THEY FEATURED GOOD JOB NO WAYAYAYAYAYAYAAY HIW COOL AMAZINF GOOD JOB WOW WOWOW CONGRATULATIONS CONGRATS

As a train pulls into the The Middler East train station, an announcement is made.

*Now arriving at The Middler East station on Track 1, is The Featured Region Express to [Insert next featured region.] Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train.*

When entering the station, the train sounds its modified horn, which sounds like someone is saying: "Congratulations on becoming the Featured Region The Middler East!

Also while entering the station, FRE Train Conductor Kai, with a bright smile on his face, sticks his head out of the train's locomotive window, waves, and yells: "Congratulations on becoming the Featured Region The Middler East!"

The train stops at the platform, and opens its doors, waiting until the next region is featured to depart from the The Middler East station to the next station.

Region Score (What Class would I let the members of this region sit in on the train, based on the region score the region gets):

Coach Class: Dead region, region with no activity or little to no activity.

Premium Coach Class: Semi-dead region, region with some activity, embassy active region, your average ancient lands associated region, this is the region's 2nd time being featured, or I like the region.

Business Class: Region with a lot of activity, this is the region's 3rd time being featured, or I really like the region.

First Class: Region with a ton of activity, this is the region's 4th or more time being featured, or I love this region so much, that if I weren't congratulating featured regions, I would most likely reside in that region for awhile, or make it my permanent region.

Class Upgrade: If a region is based on an IRL location that has a train station, the region's score will be upgraded one class.

CREDIT TO: Bite My Biscuits, For Helping Me Revamp This Factbook.

Read factbook

Business Class (Dead Region, No Activity, But Featured A WEEK After Founding :O :O)

Nato 2022 congrat, Bite My Biscuits, and Featured Forest

The italian featured region hopper

You see a group of merchants arrive on a tall ship with Italian flags. They leave the ship via the gangplank and walk around your dock singing a sea shanty:
🎶 Oh-ho-ho! We sail to shores so wide,
A brand-new land, a joyful stride!
Rich and bright, so pure and true,
A grand salute, we sing to you!

For be-ing fea-tureeeeed! 🎶

The men and women head for the market and set up a stand selling pizza and other Italian delicacies. They give your region a score.

The Middler East gets a Cool as they were featured a week after founding

Happy Feature Day! 🎉

Ah the middler east

Unthinkable as it is, the day has come
1 in 2500 odds, you've just overcome
Plethora of regions, you've bested them all.
On this day, your name shall be plastered on the wall.

For in all of time, people have told
That with three sevens, luck will unfold
The stars align for a fate heard through preachers
Congratulations on being featured!

*sets up 🎰*

The Featured Region Express, Nato 2022 congrat, Featured airways, Bite My Biscuits, and 1 otherThe italian featured region hopper

Pizza here for the featured region, is this the right address?

The Featured Region Express, Nato 2022 congrat, Featured airways, Bite My Biscuits, and 1 otherThe italian featured region hopper

Featured airways

FA flight 132 has landed at The Middler East International airport! The local time is 4:06 PM. We will be here till we depart for the next featured region. Happy featuredness!
*The plane refuels with the help of The Featured airways ground crew*

The Featured Region Express, Nato 2022 congrat, Bite My Biscuits, and The italian featured region hopper

Featured painted dog

*Grrrrrrrrr*
*Here comes a pack of painted dogs*
They have came with a message the painted dogs say
*congrats on becoming the featured region of the day The Middler East*
Want some meat 🥩?

The Featured Region Express, Nato 2022 congrat, Bite My Biscuits, and The italian featured region hopper

Forum View

Advertisement