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Hail to the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Feoras, Lake of fur, Kabravosk, and Zany Zanes
Hi I'm the Official Representative of The Weird Dock in Savannah. Can I have the British Beer?
Feoras, Lake of fur, and Zany Zanes
As a general rule, can you stay out of my dining hall, and kitchen? If you stumble into it might not be the prettiest of sights.
I would also recommend to avoid the Cultists den, as you wouldn't want to disrupt their chants. Cuthulu won't be pleased. Other then that, have fun.
Feoras, Lake of fur, and Zany Zanes
Well I do work down there, so it makes sense I know more of the ins and outs, and they are newer. Maybe not newer to life being extremely old, but to the bar at least.
Lake of fur and Zany Zanes
Grins garishly, a gory gleam glistening.
I know. But they didn't.
Grabs them a drink.
Nevermind. Have one on me. I'm glad to hear the hunters are well fed lately. Used to have to beat them back with with a broom when the enchantment locks faltered. Many a poor patron sated their hunger.
Pours a glass of periwinkle juice. The sickly sweet scent engulfs the nearby area.
Enjoy.
Well thank you. Yeah the idea is to keep everyone fed so they stay where they should, and dont bleed out up here.
Doing pretty good so far. I used to have to fight the rats, but I've made my peace since. Quite docile once you get to know em. Well, when they arnt ripping flesh apart, but you get the point.
Lake of fur and Zany Zanes
Tilts their head and raises a shadowy hand.
Well...I'm a bit harder to rip apart...on account of my shadow-like make-up...
The shadowy 'hand' darkens before it splices into many shadowy tentacles which writhe about sporadically. The shadowy bartender smirks and shakes their arm allowing the bits to merge back into a hand once more.
...but I suppose I get what you mean.
*stares at the shadowy figure, while sipping at the periwinkle juice*
You know what, you should put on a magic show. Speaking of periwinkle, I haven't seen that flowery fellow around in a while.
Lake of fur and Zany Zanes
Nods enthusiastically.
You haven't happened to have seen it around have you? I lost my way a while ago, but the exact coordinates to its location are hidden so I can't get back.
The maintenance worker watches them tensely with hardly hidden enthusiasm and hope.
Feoras, Lake of fur, and Lardastan
Picks up a glass to clean.
Yeah...I don't do well in front of crowds.
Begins wiping the glass with a rag.
Peri is off in Agora. Probably just needs a little reminder on occasion to let loose and hang out with us.
Frowns
You should let them be, Neu. No one knows where 42 is.
Feoras and Lake of fur
*Shakes his head ruefully*
Sorry. There are so many portals to so many different realms and dimensions around here that I can't keep track. I mean, you could try your luck with some of them and see where you end up, but your guess is as good as mine.
Feoras, Lake of fur, and Neutrality Foundation
*Looks at them over the top of her drink and mumbles to herself*
I think he smells like a wet sheep. But he does make a decent cosmopolitan, I'll give him that.
Feoras, Lake of fur, and Enlightened sempiternity
New Jukebox Candidate?
(spoken)
Ole! Ole! It's showtime!
[BIRDS]
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki room
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki room
[JOSE]
All the birds sing words
[PIERRE]
And the flowers croon
[BIRDS]
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki room
[JOSE]
Welcome to our tropical hide-a-way
You lucky people you
If we weren't in the show starting right away
We'd be in the audience too
[BIRDS]
Altogether!
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki room
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki room
[JOSE]
All the birds sing words
[PIERRE]
And the flowers croon
[BIRDS]
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki room
[MICHAEL]
(spoken)
I sing so beautiful! I should sing solo
[JOSE]
(spoken)
Si, solo we can't hear you
[PIERRE]
(spoken)
My voice may not be so marvelous but my profile is out of this world
[FRITZ]
(spoken)
Jawohl, but the trouble is it's not far enough out of this world. Isn't that right, herr Schmidt? Oh ho, I see Schmidt has no hair!
[JOSE]
(spoken)
Mi amigos, stop the clucking. You sound like a bunch of old hens. There's a lot of birds waiting to go on. For instance-
[PIERRE]
The boys in me back are called macaws
[JOSE]
Because of their claws?
[PIERRE]
No, because they're macaws
And my fine feathered friend is a jolly toucan
And two can sound better than one toucan can
[JOSE]
The bird of paradise is an elegant bird
It likes to be seen and it loves to be heard
Most little birdies fly away
But the tiki room birds are here every day
[BIRDS]
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki room
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki room
[JOSE]
All the birds sing words
[PIERRE]
And the flowers croon
[BIRDS]
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki room
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki room!
[MICHAEL]
Our show be delightful. We hope you'll agree
We hope that it fills you with pleasure and glee
Because if we don't make you feel like that
We're gonna wind up on a lady's hat!
[BIRDS]
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki room
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki room
[JOSE]
All the birds sing words
[PIERRE]
And the flowers croon
[BIRDS]
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki room
[JOSE]
All my magnificent produc-ti-on is yet to come
So strum the guitar and beat the drum
We've been a hit and we know you'll adore us
So come on and join us in another chorus
[BIRDS]
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki room
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki room [MICHAEL: A little lower.]
*sings softer*
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki room [MICHAEL: A little louder.]
*sings back to normal volume*
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki room
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki room
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki room
We've been friends for a long time, from even before he was working here. We fought in battles together and a lot of other stuff I probably shouldn't tell you about without his permission. Let it suffice to say that he and I are brothers in arms. He's older than he looks and ten times as smart as he lets on.
Feoras, Lake of fur, Zany Zanes, and Killerian
Is it true that he once killed man in his sleep? Not the dead man who was sleeping, but Lake?
Lake of fur, Tank commander, Zany Zanes, and Killerian
Gives them an aggravated look and opens his mouth to reply.
He looks crestfallen a moment before clearing his throat and slapping on a tight smile.
Yeah...thanks. No worries. I'll figure it out. Eventually.
Looks back to Zanes.
Guess you were right. Happy?
He takes his Root Beer float to a corner table to sit in silence a while.
Feoras, Lake of fur, Zany Zanes, Killerian, and 1 otherLardastan
Killing a man while you're asleep is a piece of cake. It's one of the things that keeps you alive on the battlefield.
No, what's even more amazing than that is that he can knit in his sleep. I once witnessed him knit an entire Stockinette stitch muffler with his eyes closed, tongue lolling out and snoring like a tractor while mortars were going off all around our foxhole. That rabbit has nerves of steel.
She shrugs.
When you tend the bar, is that not all that matters?
Feoras, Lake of fur, Bitter pants, and Killerian
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