The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

Kabravosk wrote:

Could I get another Royal Canadian Whisky?

*Fetches them a fresh drink*

Last one before I go off-shift.

Empire of re-estize wrote:

I would survive anyway

Well, you say that...

We get a lot of omnipotent folk in here so we've had to make some extreme modifications to the defenses and part of that includes some pretty unique load-outs for our ammunition.

Zany Zanes wrote:

Pours a glass and slides it over.

How's the basement business going?

Basement business is booming my friend. Got a fresh shipment of rugs. And meat too. Gotta feed those particularly nasty creatures to make sure they dont come up here to hunt.

So what is the basement business

Empire of re-estize wrote:

So what is the basement business

None of mine, thank Gaia. That's someone else's department.

I'm going to lie down for a bit. You people be good now.

*Climbs into the cabinet below the counter and pulls the door shut behind him*

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Kabravosk wrote:

*eyes suspiciously and takes a sip of the whisky*

Mhmm. Basement business is in the business of being a basement. Sometimes you gotta take care of some things. Break a few eggs to make an omelette, you know. Just usual basement shenanigans.

I feel like there are many bodies of a variety of animal down in the basement

Maybe some humans

Kabravosk wrote:

Not for long. Most get eaten.

I cannot confirm or deny that. Hypothetically there could be. Hypothetically I would say I had not a lot to do with that.

Hypothetically, I think you a dunce. (Is that how you use hypothetically?).

Kabravosk wrote:

Well, that just means I might be a dunce. Ya know, hypothetically.

Well you are a dunce. Almost getting chopped up into little hot dogs means you are a dunce. Lake, can I get a beer?

Kabravosk wrote:

Lake when on break, ya dunce

Rolls his eyes

Empire of re-estize wrote:

What is the purpose of the basement

Many things. It's a wonderful place filled with residents such as rats, demons, and me, along with the FSM. It's an exit and an entrance. Connects to sewers. Theres a boiler room, storage. All sorts of things can happen.

It's not a recommended place to go.

Empire of re-estize wrote:

I like demons

They can be good fellas. Can be. It just depends. The basement is a dangerous place though. And few that go down come back out. Quite a few people avoid it like the plague for good reason.

I live in the attic tho in this bar i mean i don't

The atlantis wrote:

how i allowed come back up time to time explain that i sleep down there

Can I come downstairs and see a few things I did make the ice golems and you don’t have to buy ice anymore