The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

I'll bring the gasoline.

Yay! Fire.

Empire of re-estize wrote:

Lake, has anyone tried to rob or attack this bar?

'Tried' being the key word there.

Many have tried, many have failed. We don't cotton to such activities here in the Bar.

Seltzer boy wrote:

Yay! Fire.

My sentiments exactly.

Lake of fur wrote:

'Tried' being the key word there.

Many have tried, many have failed. We don't cotton to such activities here in the Bar.

Any robber's gonna meet a nasty end if they were to venture into the bathroom where Cthulhu lives.

Pythagoras trousers wrote:

But do you?

*Extends a leg and flexes it, showing off his fabulous trousers*

It's quite normal for you to be jealous.

They look nice on you

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

Cthulhu

^{Praise be.}

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

Cthulhu

^{Praise be.}

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

Cthulhu

I wonder if I could capture him with my chains I won’t try though

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

Cthulhu .

Praise be

Empire of re-estize wrote:

How tall?

Oh, you know, about average for a golem.

*Holds his hand at the desired height*

Empire of re-estize wrote:

6 feet.

*Looks at where he placed his hand*

Is that six feet? I had no idea.

Empire of re-estize wrote:

And how many would you like?

*Holds up twelve fingers*

A dozen should be sufficient for now.

Lake of fur wrote:

He's kind of a celebrity around here and you may upset the locals.

*The clan of gastropodpeople take to the top of their barricaded booth and shakes spears and tridents angrily*

I can’t get cold by the way but I get hot easily

*finishes cupcake and coffee*

That was delicious