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Empire of re-estize

This bar is quite nice it feels like a home

Lake of fur

Lake of fur

Empire of re-estize wrote:This bar is quite nice it feels like a home

We think of it as our home; at least one of them.

Feoras, Zany Zanes, and Empire of re-estize

Lampastan

The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands

Lake of fur wrote:Just trying to keep us within the PG-13 limits of the rules.

kk

Lake of fur

Empire of re-estize

Lake of fur wrote:We think of it as our home; at least one of them.

That is nice

Lake of fur

The Ancient and Ethereal Lady of Feoras

Lake of fur wrote:We think of it as our home; at least one of them.

I still think of it as Limbo, but I'm making the best of it.

Lake of fur, Seltzer boy, and Zany Zanes

Empire of re-estize

Feoras wrote:I still think of it as Limbo, but I'm making the best of it.

If this is limbo it’s a lot better than heaven

Lake of fur and Zany Zanes

Lake of fur

Feoras wrote:I still think of it as Limbo

How low can you go?

*The bartender bursts into song*

♫ "Every limbo boy and girl
All around the limbo world
Gonna do the limbo rock
All around the limbo clock

Jack be limbo, Jack be quick
Jack go unda limbo stick
All around the limbo clock
Hey, let's do the limbo rock" ♫

Chubby Checker - Limbo Rock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq7pxUgjLz0

"Every limbo boy and girl
All around the limbo world
Gonna do the limbo rock
All around the limbo clock

Jack be limbo, Jack be quick
Jack go unda limbo stick
All around the limbo clock
Hey, let's do the limbo rock

Limbo lower now
Limbo lower now
How low can you go?

First you spread your limbo feet
Then you move to limbo beat
Limbo ankolimboneee
Bend back like a limbo tree

Jack be limbo, Jack be quick
Jack go unda limbo stick
All around the limbo clock
Hey, let's do the limbo rock

La, la, la
La, la, la
La, la, la

Get yourself a limbo girl
Give that chic a limbo whirl
There's a limbo moon above
You will fall in limbo love

Jack be limbo, Jack be quick
Jack go unda limbo stick
All around the limbo clock
Hey, let's do the limbo rock

Don't move that limbo bar
You'll be a limbo star
How low can you go?"

Feoras

Seltzer boy

Feoras wrote:I'm making the best of it.

*Runs over and hugs her around the waist*

Hello! There was a laser show and a big spoon and a bear and stars and Pax said he'd help me burn things after lunch and an angel fell down and they had wings and they talked and talked and talked and talked they are still over there talking.

*He points*

Feoras and Lake of fur

Empire of re-estize

Seltzer boy wrote:*Runs over and hugs her around the waist*

Hello! There was a laser show and a big spoon and a bear and stars and Pax said he'd help me burn things after lunch and an angel fell down and they had wings and they talked and talked and talked and talked they are still over there talking.

*He points*

*pets seltzer boy*

Lake of fur

Lake of fur

Seltzer boy wrote:and an angel fell down and they had wings and they talked and talked and talked and talked they are still over there talking.

"Out of the mouths of babes."

Lampastan

Lampastan

The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands

Lake of fur wrote:"Out of the mouths of babes."

And 'sucklings'; don't forget that part. That's my favorite part.

Lake of fur

Seltzer boy

Empire of re-estize wrote:*pets seltzer boy*

*Spins around and brandishes his seltzer bottle*

Bad touching! I don't know you well enough for touching.

Lake of fur and Zany Zanes

Lake of fur

Lampastan wrote:That's my favorite part.

They are delicious, that's true.

Seltzer boy wrote:Bad touching! I don't know you well enough for touching.

Relax, kid; we've got your back.

Feoras and Seltzer boy

Empire of re-estize

Seltzer boy wrote:*Spins around and brandishes his seltzer bottle*

Bad touching! I don't know you well enough for touching.

You’re so cute I couldn’t resist you are a forever child

Feoras and Lake of fur

Lake of fur

Empire of re-estize wrote:You’re so cute I couldn’t resist you are a forever child

You'll have to forgive him, I let him watch an episode of Touched by an Angel and it gave him nightmares.

Feoras and Seltzer boy

Seltzer boy

Lake of fur wrote:I let him watch an episode of Touched by an Angel and it gave him nightmares.

He ain't my Pa and I ain't no half-pint.

Lake of fur

Lake of fur

Seltzer boy wrote:He ain't my Pa and I ain't no half-pint.

I told you, Michael Landon is just an actor and he can't hurt you.

Feoras

The Ancient and Ethereal Lady of Feoras

Seltzer boy wrote:*Runs over and hugs her around the waist*

Hello! There was a laser show and a big spoon and a bear and stars and Pax said he'd help me burn things after lunch and an angel fell down and they had wings and they talked and talked and talked and talked they are still over there talking.

*He points*

The Lady ruffles his hair. "I'm sorry I missed it. I've been very busy with work as of late and haven't spent as much time as I should. Would you introduce me to your new friend?"

Lake of fur and Seltzer boy

Empire of re-estize

Lake of fur wrote:You'll have to forgive him, I let him watch an episode of Touched by an Angel and it gave him nightmares.

Oh my

Lake of fur

Empire of re-estize

There are angels who like killing

Lake of fur and Killerian

The Ancient and Ethereal Lady of Feoras

Empire of re-estize wrote:There are angels who like killing

Like the one who took Egypt's firstborn?

Lake of fur and Killerian

Seltzer boy

Feoras wrote:"Would you introduce me to your new friend?"

I dunno if he's a friend, he's a bit handsy for a new guy.

Lake of fur and Killerian

Empire of re-estize

Feoras wrote:Like the one who took Egypt's firstborn?

Let’s just say demons and angels do not get along and some angels think ever other race is beneath them

Lake of fur and Killerian

Empire of re-estize

Seltzer boy wrote:I dunno if he's a friend, he's a bit handsy for a new guy.

I’m sorry children are adorable

Lake of fur and Killerian

Empire of re-estize

I’m literally 700,000,000,000 years old

Lake of fur and Killerian

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