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Floofybit wrote:I'll only act in self defence, this is a cold war now, I am not hostile

Grape-Tangerine Cold War - Sept 29 (Or 30, depends on your time)

Floofybit, Tiralta, and Dimm-a-land

with the call of the new cold war, president of rupika Komarov Billards after the wine industry collapse steps onto the stage to a crowd of rupikans " today is a dark day, a new cold war is on the doorstep of our country, a battle between the company and national interest with one of the major economic sectors to refugia economy, fruit. the attacks on tangarines and grapes have devastated relations with both players in the war for rupika, some of you are mad i know, after floofybits seizing of the wineries up north, i will not join in this war, i intend to keep SEDA at peace, as of now wineries would be moved to more friendly nations to make sure they would not be harassed for just working their normal jobs, and instead replace our wineries with cactus fruit plantations under standard fruit co. protection, armed with company security to make sure our workers are not attacked by tangerine or grape nationalists thank you all, god bless rupika "

Floofybit, Waywards Edge, and Dimm-a-land

Dimm-A-Land will do whatever is needed, to ensure the safety and security of SEDA and its signatories . Our support is unwavering and steadfast in these trying times

Floofybit and Rupika

Waywards Edge would like to request a non-aggression pact between Waywards Edge and Rupika. I do not wish for war on our shared island.

(OOC: To quote Oversimplified from YT)

"Those Tangerines cannot be trusted, Those guys are uncool, and we will do everything in our power to keep them contained in Northern Refugia."

-Kirsti Alanor, on the subject of Containment

Rupika and Tiralta

Post self-deleted by Rupika.

Rupika wrote:(( ooc: the capitalists vs facists, feels familiar )) as presidant of rupika, kamarov billards agrees to the non aggression pact on the island, fortifications will still be in place and will be used as military training zones for close combat warfare instead, but still ready to fight

(OOC: Laughs in WW2)

Waywards Edge wrote:(OOC: Laughs in WW2)

(( OOC: * chuckles in cold war * ))

Rupika wrote:*nom*

I would like to emphasize this again. JUICERIES. We do not produce wine. Also, we are not harassing the grape juice makers. We are giving them paid leave and better paying, possibly more fun jobs! We will not attack you Rupika, as we prioritize peace, and will only act in self defence.

This is dispatch-worthy. :0

Floofybit, Tiralta, and Powesaria

Rupika wrote:(( ooc: the capitalists vs facists, feels familiar )) as presidant of rupika, kamarov billards agrees to the non aggression pact on the island, fortifications will still be in place and will be used as military training zones for close combat warfare instead, but still ready to fight

Unacceptable, do not personify people in the region as fascists.

Rupika wrote:(( ooc: the capitalists vs facists, feels familiar )) as presidant of rupika, kamarov billards agrees to the non aggression pact on the island, fortifications will still be in place and will be used as military training zones for close combat warfare instead, but still ready to fight

As a point of reference. We are not, nor do we support fascism.

We will also keep peace towards your nation, and any acts of self defence will take place outside of your nation

In less inflammatory news (ironic, given it's centred around the recent site-wide nuclear war), I have published our official report of the events of N-Day. Take a look, read about the heroism and fun that was had.

A Report of the Recent Nuclear War


On Saturday the 24th of September, 2022, nuclear war broke out across the various timespans and universes that make up NationStates. It had been predicted, with commentary released in the preceding days by various world leaders, including a statement from this very office. And, like Cassandra before us, our prophesies of grim fire and war proved accurate.

But do not fret dear readers, for Refugia- brave Refugia- stood tall and proud against the oncoming missiles. Though our history of toil and sacrifice during the historical wars is not long, it is storied. Some of you may remember our invaluable contributions to the unbroken walls of Ba Sing Se two years ago. That experience began to crystallise the legend of Refugi on N-Day as unshakeable bulwarks against the oncoming dark, full of merry cooperation and positivity while shielding others against the innumerable incoming. It was this merry bastion that joined the like-minded Potato Alliance.

Our war story, unlike Ba Sing Se, is not without injury or strife. The field was set from the start with five major factions, dozens of smaller forces around the periphery. We, the Potato Alliance, included not only Refugia, but friends Spiritus and 10000 Islands, as well as others like The League, The Union of Democratic States, Texas, Big Farma, The Rejected Realms, and The South Pacific. Other major factions were the perennial Horsemen of the Apocalypse, the gameside equivalent of the weeds that keep showing up in your garden, Anime Nations against Liberals, who utilised political manoeuvring in an attempt to hide, CARD, our major ally throughout the event, and The Communist Bloc, who was not only the region The Communist Bloc but also a lot of other regions who apparently agreed they were not notable enough to change the name of the faction to something other than just The Communist Bloc.

Noble leadership included Tim-Opolis, Refuge Isle, The Salaxalans, Quebecshire (known locally as Lac Champlain), and HumanSanity. Early into the day, it was decided that we would mount an attack on Horsemen of the Apocalypse (henceforth HotA, precursor to the hit Valve game HotA 2) in hopes that we could destroy them before they became powerful enough to do the thing they do almost every year, dominate the game with their bombs and their bombs and their guns and their bombs. We (Potato and CARD) chose to stockpile missiles and fire them altogether in a concentrated burst, hoping to pierce through the already-numerous shields. And we were successful- HotA quickly dropped into the negative, several of their active nations irradiated and therefore hobbled for future production. Then, led by our Arch-Administrator, unbreakable Refugia assisted in fully blocking the response volley. Potato and CARD hit HotA again, doing even more damage, but it was at this point that HotA began dirtying their hands with ANAL. ANAL, heir to Ba Sing Se and The Catgirl Hivemind, worked with HotA and The Communist Bloc (TCB) in an attempt to fry Potatoes and shred CARDs.

And thus were the battle-lines finally drawn. Though other factions experienced their own stories throughout the 24 hours until a cease-fire was called, our focus was constantly two-fold: #Shield Gang (with the vast majority of Refugia) protecting ourselves and CARD from the HotA/ANAL/TCB hordes, with the offence-focused nations rotating between stockpiling nuclear weaponry and firing everything saved in bursts. HotA and ANAL were highly successful at utilising our same strategy, loosing massive payloads upon us in short bursts, of which some inevitably got through. Potato Alliance and CARD both dropped repeatedly into negative scores, but we constantly fought our way back to the leaderboards, even taking a short detour to wipe TCB from the map entirely and scoring the first radiation damage against ANAL. Throughout it all, Refugi voices continued being a tireless positive force in the communications channels, providing encouragement and hope to those who grew discouraged.

In the final hours of the event, battered and weary, we began focusing on farming more broadly, raising Potato to third place (where we remained) and CARD to fourth, but the latter was heavily targeted in the final barrage of the event, sinking tragically into the negative and away from glory.

What did we accomplish in this event? Reader, you may look upon the final score and think we did not accomplish much- after all, our goal of preventing a dominant Horsemen victory was thwarted by deviant ANAL, and mostly untainted ANAL fulfilled their destiny, firmly occupying the number two spot. But our accomplishments were instead well within the Refugi wheelhouse of defence. There were a total of 2,226,205 interceptions (successful shield deployments) during the event, spread among 883 total factions. Potato Alliance alone made up a quarter of that score with 710,140 interceptions, far eclipsing anyone else. And Refugi made up a majority of #Shield Gang, meaning we had a massively notable impact upon the game.

And while they didn't single-handedly carry the event, I would be remiss not to note the amazing stats of our defence puppetmasters. Refuge Isle (Luca) led the way, scoring 190,000 total interceptions on their own, an incredible 8.53% of N-Day's total interceptions. Tim-Opolis (Tim) is also notable in this regard, scoring 120,000 interceptions to make up 5.39% of N-Day's total interceptions. Between them, they supplied 40% of Potato's overall interceptions, meaning they were necessary for our overall score, but still needed the overwhelming support of everyone else, who made up the remaining 60%. Likewise, HumanSanity made up 19.4% of Potato's nuclear strikes and hometown favourite Minskievian Refugees fired 6.14% of our successful missiles.

Shield Gang

Below is a list of all self-reported Refugi nations that were in the Potato Alliance discord server. There may have been more gameside that I did not notice, if that is you, please let me know and I will edit and add you to this list. I think it's important to note that Amiyoka and Araine were personally recognised at the end of the event for their hard work and relentless positive attitudes in the chat, gaining them Spiritus's Green Heart award, and entry to the Grand Order of the Potato, allowing them to place SPH at the end of their name. Congratulations!

Refuge Isle

Sylh Alanor

Fiverdom

Araine (SPH)

Amiyoka (SPH)

St Leone

Tiralta

Cheesy Tots

Jazur

Ullrani

A Million Dreams

Erie-arcadia of wombats

Lethodus

The Star Enpire

Chacapoya

Ameth

Whitanchir

Liphia

Yondoria

Burning sand

Dilwyn

Typica

Portmanteau

Aephony

Conifer

Targis

Zhensheng Xue

Thank you so much to everyone in the table above, and those of you who participated without record, you've made this N-Day the best (and tied for most successful) Refugia has participated in. Your hard work, relentless positivity, and community lifted Potato Alliance and made everyone have a much more fun time than they would have otherwise. As the Operations Councillor who oversaw this N-Day, I am overjoyed and can't imagine being more proud of you all than I am. I'm so happy, thank you thank you thank you.

Sincerely,
Sylh Alanor
Refugia

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Post self-deleted by Rupika.

Rupika wrote:* cough * floofybit is named a psychotic dictatorship * cough *

(( OOC: im in no intesion here to make rivalrys in real life just remember that what i say is all in In Character thank you ))

I will upgrade this to an official warning, I'm not joking. Next time is a ban.

Salutations from Forest!

The newest regional update from Forest for the Summer of 2022 has been published today, and is ready for your perusal:

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Forest Regional Update - Summer 2022

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Warm greetings from the verdant woodlands of Forest!

Allow me to begin this update by briefly introducing myself as the new Foreign Affairs minister of our region. To some I'm perhaps a familiar face (or should I say flag) from the WA or Got Issues? sub-forums, but I'm certain most of you will be seeing me for the first time through this dispatch. I've been a resident of Forest for a couple of years now, and it is an absolute honour and joy to take care of our region's Foreign Affairs department for the first time.

As this year's summer came to an end, and perhaps many breathed a sigh of relief as temperatures dropped and rains started to fall, we in Forest had our biannual Election Season. This election was particularly interesting to us as the previous cabinet had passed a constitutional amendment that saw the instalment of a Debate Moderator during the elections. The role of this election officer is to monitor the debates during the campaign week, and make sure that all candidates are asked relevant and serious questions as to their plans for our region as Forest Keeper. This election season, and for the first time, the role was bestowed upon Verdant Haven who asked wonderful questions that revealed the intentions and plans of our election candidates. As such, we can conclude that the endeavours of the previous cabinet to create more engagement and serious campaigning during the election season were successfully realised.

Once the voting poll was closed on the 15th of September, the democratic will of Forest was made clear, and Garbelia replaced Jutsa as the new Forest Keeper. Garbelia had secured 19 of the 35 validly-cast votes, and therefore secured a simple majority. Thus, with approximately 54% of the votes secured by one candidate a run-off election between the two candidates that received the highest number of votes was unnecessary. Yet, fortunately enough our region did not have to bid Jutsa farewell from our regional government, as in their wisdom the new Forest Keeper appointed our former two-term government head as their Deputy.

Shortly upon assuming the mantle of Forest Keeper, Garbelia proceeded to form a new regional government. As a result, these members of our community have been appointed to the following cabinet positions:

The summertime was a quiet moment for Forest. Yet, with this year's N-Day activity within our region was once again rekindled as members old and new made their presence known on our Regional Message Board. This resulted in a number of interesting discussions within our public space, and naturally we welcome any nation from our friends and allies in our embassy regions to participate in our debates and discussions. The more voices are heard, the more perspectives can be shared and horizons broadened.

These regional updates will be released on a quarterly basis, and will briefly detail the most important events that have transpired within our neck of the woods during that time. Yet, if any significant announcements would arise in the meantime, or interesting events be hosted, you can be assured that Forest's Ministry of Foreign Affairs will release a dispatch, and distribute it through our team of ambassadors in a timely fashion.

Thank you for your time and attention in reading this regional update.

Signed,

Daarwyrth
Forest's Minister of Foreign Affairs
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Enjoy!

It's safe to say this went a "fruit" too far am I right?

Please laugh :)

Dimm-a-land wrote:It's safe to say this went a "fruit" too far am I right?

Please laugh :)

Hehe that was berry funny

"Gotta love being in the state of Strategic Readiness 4. Full blackouts, Curfews, and air defense drills. Very quiet in the streets of Serenina. National Guardsmen are patrolling the streets. It looks straight out of a dystopian film in the 1980s."

-Ethan West, Waywardian Journal

Sylh Alanor wrote:In less inflammatory news (ironic, given it's centred around the recent site-wide nuclear war), I have published our official report of the events of N-Day. Take a look, read about the heroism and fun that was had.

A Report of the Recent Nuclear War


On Saturday the 24th of September, 2022, nuclear war broke out across the various timespans and universes that make up NationStates. It had been predicted, with commentary released in the preceding days by various world leaders, including a statement from this very office. And, like Cassandra before us, our prophesies of grim fire and war proved accurate.

But do not fret dear readers, for Refugia- brave Refugia- stood tall and proud against the oncoming missiles. Though our history of toil and sacrifice during the historical wars is not long, it is storied. Some of you may remember our invaluable contributions to the unbroken walls of Ba Sing Se two years ago. That experience began to crystallise the legend of Refugi on N-Day as unshakeable bulwarks against the oncoming dark, full of merry cooperation and positivity while shielding others against the innumerable incoming. It was this merry bastion that joined the like-minded Potato Alliance.

Our war story, unlike Ba Sing Se, is not without injury or strife. The field was set from the start with five major factions, dozens of smaller forces around the periphery. We, the Potato Alliance, included not only Refugia, but friends Spiritus and 10000 Islands, as well as others like The League, The Union of Democratic States, Texas, Big Farma, The Rejected Realms, and The South Pacific. Other major factions were the perennial Horsemen of the Apocalypse, the gameside equivalent of the weeds that keep showing up in your garden, Anime Nations against Liberals, who utilised political manoeuvring in an attempt to hide, CARD, our major ally throughout the event, and The Communist Bloc, who was not only the region The Communist Bloc but also a lot of other regions who apparently agreed they were not notable enough to change the name of the faction to something other than just The Communist Bloc.

Noble leadership included Tim-Opolis, Refuge Isle, The Salaxalans, Quebecshire (known locally as Lac Champlain), and HumanSanity. Early into the day, it was decided that we would mount an attack on Horsemen of the Apocalypse (henceforth HotA, precursor to the hit Valve game HotA 2) in hopes that we could destroy them before they became powerful enough to do the thing they do almost every year, dominate the game with their bombs and their bombs and their guns and their bombs. We (Potato and CARD) chose to stockpile missiles and fire them altogether in a concentrated burst, hoping to pierce through the already-numerous shields. And we were successful- HotA quickly dropped into the negative, several of their active nations irradiated and therefore hobbled for future production. Then, led by our Arch-Administrator, unbreakable Refugia assisted in fully blocking the response volley. Potato and CARD hit HotA again, doing even more damage, but it was at this point that HotA began dirtying their hands with ANAL. ANAL, heir to Ba Sing Se and The Catgirl Hivemind, worked with HotA and The Communist Bloc (TCB) in an attempt to fry Potatoes and shred CARDs.

And thus were the battle-lines finally drawn. Though other factions experienced their own stories throughout the 24 hours until a cease-fire was called, our focus was constantly two-fold: #Shield Gang (with the vast majority of Refugia) protecting ourselves and CARD from the HotA/ANAL/TCB hordes, with the offence-focused nations rotating between stockpiling nuclear weaponry and firing everything saved in bursts. HotA and ANAL were highly successful at utilising our same strategy, loosing massive payloads upon us in short bursts, of which some inevitably got through. Potato Alliance and CARD both dropped repeatedly into negative scores, but we constantly fought our way back to the leaderboards, even taking a short detour to wipe TCB from the map entirely and scoring the first radiation damage against ANAL. Throughout it all, Refugi voices continued being a tireless positive force in the communications channels, providing encouragement and hope to those who grew discouraged.

In the final hours of the event, battered and weary, we began focusing on farming more broadly, raising Potato to third place (where we remained) and CARD to fourth, but the latter was heavily targeted in the final barrage of the event, sinking tragically into the negative and away from glory.

What did we accomplish in this event? Reader, you may look upon the final score and think we did not accomplish much- after all, our goal of preventing a dominant Horsemen victory was thwarted by deviant ANAL, and mostly untainted ANAL fulfilled their destiny, firmly occupying the number two spot. But our accomplishments were instead well within the Refugi wheelhouse of defence. There were a total of 2,226,205 interceptions (successful shield deployments) during the event, spread among 883 total factions. Potato Alliance alone made up a quarter of that score with 710,140 interceptions, far eclipsing anyone else. And Refugi made up a majority of #Shield Gang, meaning we had a massively notable impact upon the game.

And while they didn't single-handedly carry the event, I would be remiss not to note the amazing stats of our defence puppetmasters. Refuge Isle (Luca) led the way, scoring 190,000 total interceptions on their own, an incredible 8.53% of N-Day's total interceptions. Tim-Opolis (Tim) is also notable in this regard, scoring 120,000 interceptions to make up 5.39% of N-Day's total interceptions. Between them, they supplied 40% of Potato's overall interceptions, meaning they were necessary for our overall score, but still needed the overwhelming support of everyone else, who made up the remaining 60%. Likewise, HumanSanity made up 19.4% of Potato's nuclear strikes and hometown favourite Minskievian Refugees fired 6.14% of our successful missiles.

Shield Gang

Below is a list of all self-reported Refugi nations that were in the Potato Alliance discord server. There may have been more gameside that I did not notice, if that is you, please let me know and I will edit and add you to this list. I think it's important to note that Amiyoka and Araine were personally recognised at the end of the event for their hard work and relentless positive attitudes in the chat, gaining them Spiritus's Green Heart award, and entry to the Grand Order of the Potato, allowing them to place SPH at the end of their name. Congratulations!

Refuge Isle

Sylh Alanor

Fiverdom

Araine (SPH)

Amiyoka (SPH)

St Leone

Tiralta

Cheesy Tots

Jazur

Ullrani

A Million Dreams

Erie-arcadia of wombats

Lethodus

The Star Enpire

Chacapoya

Ameth

Whitanchir

Liphia

Yondoria

Burning sand

Dilwyn

Typica

Portmanteau

Aephony

Conifer

Targis

Zhensheng Xue

Thank you so much to everyone in the table above, and those of you who participated without record, you've made this N-Day the best (and tied for most successful) Refugia has participated in. Your hard work, relentless positivity, and community lifted Potato Alliance and made everyone have a much more fun time than they would have otherwise. As the Operations Councillor who oversaw this N-Day, I am overjoyed and can't imagine being more proud of you all than I am. I'm so happy, thank you thank you thank you.

Sincerely,
Sylh Alanor
Refugia

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I may be on that list, but to be honest, I forgot about N-day and so I completely missed it. Next year I guess.

The Star Enpire wrote:I may be on that list, but to be honest, I forgot about N-day and so I completely missed it. Next year I guess.

No worries, even just joining the server was helpful to morale ^-^ there will be another one in February!

Got blocked for requesting a card 🥲

Aephony wrote:This is dispatch-worthy. :0

We look forward to reading the Ae take on the whole event. :D

Official statement on the current fruit war terrorizing our region from High Counsel Sam Gallahad of Estebere.

"Word of the fruit war has reached my ears, and I would like to announce that the Esteberian government is working on creating a non-agression treaty between us and Floofybit, and us and Waywards Edge. We do not wish to have tangerines or grapes littering the streets of Adrad, nor do we wish to have to send asian pears to others. At the present moment we have the vote at 1-1, with our Parliament deciding for, and the Three Councils have decided against. At the present moment I am arranging a meeting with the Counsels of each of our states to discuss our vote. Along with this, Maia Dempsey and Seyama Basho, Heads of the Department of Foreign Affairs and the Fruit Warfare Branch of our Department of Military Affairs have been removed, as their actions involving this fruit war were unfounded and required a proper vote within the Three Councils to be carried out. Along with this, the Department Council is meeting to discuss the end of the Branch of Fruit Warfare. Thank you. I hope we can once again be at peace,"

-High Counsel Sam Gallahad of Estebere

(OOC: They were lying. Still expect some missiles on Sunday. Still blow them out of the sky. I don't want to miss an amazing opportunity to cause mischief like this to slip away. Oh, one more thing. GLORY TO THE ASIAN PEAR)

When you start asking for favorite fruits and accidently start a multinational war and cold war

Waywards Edge wrote:When you start asking for favorite fruits and accidently start a multinational war and cold war

We here in St.Leone are inovators, pioneers, we are taking a new stance. We do not concern ourselves with fruits. No. The allmighty cloudberry is where its at.
We would also like to point out that we do not wish to spread this obviously superior berry with anyone forcibly, although, as mentioned,
we will be selling this St.Leonean staple/delicacy to the rest of Refugia for the low low price of 20LK per KG.

We are also willing to trade with others, we give you some cloudberries to try out, in return you send us some of your specialty and/or favourite for us to try out,
how does that sound eh?

. . . Oh yea. . . we are taking a netural stance for the time being . . .come to think of it, we should probably have started off by saying that but oh well.

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