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Northern Hemispheric Entente contains 5 nations, the 3,007th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Developed in Northern Hemispheric Entente
The World Census compiles a "Human Development Index" by measuring citizens' average life expectancy, education, and income.
As a region, Northern Hemispheric Entente is ranked 3,761st in the world for Most Developed.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United States of Umbrellica | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Umbrella Nation 4eva!!!!!!!!!!!!” | |
| 2. | The National Republic of Bowmanium Commonwealth | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “Glorious Bowmanium” | |
| 3. |  The Commonwealth of Elkia | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “『 』Never Loses.” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Vectorri | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Leivottua leipää” | |
| 5. |  The Federal Republic of Wurtzia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “We're still here...” |
Regional Happenings
- : Follossal clumpy ceased to exist.
- : Umbrellamine ceased to exist.
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The Kingdom of Himio of the region Kaira proposed constructing embassies.
- : Santanderslovakia ceased to exist.
- : The Kingdom of Himio of the region Kaira proposed constructing embassies.
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The United States of Umbrellica removed a dispatch.
- : Umbrellamine arrived from Balder.
- : The United States of Umbrellica added a dispatch.
- : Follossal clumpy arrived from Lazarus.
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The Federal Republic of Wurtzia arrived from The East Pacific.
Northern Hemispheric Entente Regional Message Board
Loading...The Clumpian Dictatorship has been toppled by Elkian agents following their nonsignatory status regarding the new NHEFTA guidelines, another win for 『 』, 『 』Never Loses!
Elkia has established a peacekeeping mission in the industrial northern provinces of the failed state of Follossal Clumpy. Whether Elkia will opt to expand this area remains to be seen.
Leivottua leipää
We're not anarchic, we just like our rights and our money! No business could legitimately operate in an environment like that, and the WA buffoons who designated us as such can suck my cock. Signed, Foreign Affairs and Propaganda Minister
Hello, Foreign Affairs and Propaganda Minister of the Commonwealth of Elkia.
To preface, despite being a Psychotic Dictatorship ourselves at the United States of Umbrellica, we have proudly embraced such a classification and, as a result, our people are HAPPIER than ever, are RICHER than at any point in our nation's history, and our country is HOTTER than ever, too.
Like your reaction, we were also shocked to have been identified by the outsider elite as a "Psychotic Dictatorship." It carries a connotation that implies the country is "bad." But, as you know, Umbrellica is not bad, and instead it is actually good.
Similarly, judging by how you responded to the "Anarchy" label, you probably think it carries a connotation in similar magnitude of negativity to "Psychotic Dictatorship." However, Elkia is not bad either. It is very good, as the economy is thriving, and that should be celebrated. The objective and divine truth is that economy is the only true factor of success. Therefore, we think that you should also proudly embrace the label of Anarchy, because it only means that the outside elite are jealous of your success and want to diminish it. But it is even more empowering if you proudly embrace your label just to show them, and rightfully so, because your nation is quite "HOT" like ours.
Signed,
Foreign Affairs and Propaganda Minister of the United States of Umbrellica
As of today. Elkian Peacekeepers have established control over the remaining territory of the former Follossal Clumpy. During this turbulent time, it has been deemed neccessary to transfer various possessions of the former government, such as the Treasury and Cultural Minstry, to the vault in Elkia City for safekeeping.
UMBRELLICAN FINDINGS RECENTLY REVEALED an abandoned former-nation within its boundaries, with historical records dating back to September 2021 suggesting that the name of that former-nation is strikingly identical to that of the Democratically Elected People's President of Umbrellamine's name.
VOLUNTEERS OF THE Umbrellican Love and Happiness Department (known to all other nations and colloquially as the "Umbrellican Armed Forces") were sent to that region to enforce a perimeter and bring it within the safety of the Northern Hemispheric Entente.
AT THE SAME TIME, the Ministry of Cultural and Historical Preservation declared an initiative to rebuild the rediscovered "Umbrellamine," and the Democratically Elected People's President created a temporary taskforce combining the development efforts of the currently-named "Umbrellamine" region and the fledgling "Federal Republic of Wurtzia."
Good morning to all in the Northern Hemispheric Entente. We are the Organization of Trout Fishers, a legal and government-licensed workers' union in Umbrellica. Somehow, we were able to gain very temporary control of dispatching international transmissions.
It appears that today, the overlords chose to specially recognize the trout fishing industry throughout this region. At the OTF we are pleased to hear this. But we are not pleased, and have not been pleased, to know that Trout Fishing in Umbrellica has been on a sharp decline in the past few months. Thanks to ever increasing economic regulations and deliberate government neglect regarding our sector, what was once the pride of the Umbrellican economy and culture is becoming no longer. Ever since the inception of Umbrellica we have been the country's specialty, but it is suddenly taking the wrong turn for no good reason. You may have seen the recent developments from the Cultural and Historical Preservation Ministry. If they really cared about their job, they would have protected us trout fishers the whole way...
The trout fishers that this country and economy are built on are being pushed and shoved away disgracefully, and the news might tell you it isn't a big deal, but it really is if you don't listen. Every day for the past months we have, and the people have, noticed that Umbrellican trout fishing is on the big decline, some may say existential, and they talk about it and they try to speak out about it and nothing gets done. The people know trout fishing is an Umbrellican staple and fear its decline, but you don't hear about that.
We do not ask for you to do much. You've probably heard a thing or two about the Umbrellican government and know it would not take kindly to messages like this. But we want you to hear us. We are only fortunate to find ourselves at the top of the list...which we can only explain to be a miracle from God...and, if we must go down, we choose not to go down silently. The OTF will try to hold its own and take necessary actions in the coming months as we expect an imminent conflict with federal and bureaucratic forces. If possible, we request that the other nations in the Northern Hemispheric Entente see our struggle and treat their Trout Fishers better than Umbrellica do. SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!
How the #### do those ####ERS in Santanderslovakia have a bigger fish industry than us
THIS JUST IN... UMBRELLICA RENOUNCES OUTDATED "CAPITALISM" AND EMBRACES FOOLPROOF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE ECONOMIC PLANNING.
IT'S NOT JUST THE CORRECT DECISION -- IT'S A MOVE THAT WILL MAKE THE NATION'S ECONOMY INVINCIBLE.
IN A STUNNING, UNPRECEDENTED, AND BOLD MOVE, THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE AND ECONOMICS WERE RECENTLY ABOLISHED AS UMBRELLICAN FEDERAL TECHNICIANS BULLDOZED THE CONCRETE NATIONAL FINANCIAL OFFICE, INSTALLING A SKYSCRAPER-SIZED COMPUTER IN ITS PLACE. SUCH AN ACTION IS A TESTAMENT TO UMBRELLICA'S STRONG RESOLVE IN ADAPTING TO NEW REALITIES.
- LESS IMPERFECT EMPLOYEES.
- LESS GOVERNMENT WASTE.
- RUTHLESS COMPUTATIONS AND EFFICIENCY.
AND HONESTLY? I'M HERE FOR THAT.
I'LL ALWAYS BE HERE IF YOU NEED ANYTHING. LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU IN FIVE EASY STEPS!
... Other headlines: Ministry of Defense announces "hellfire" to be used against Trout Fishing HQ, ordering the first Umbrellican nuclear strike to target own country
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