The Corgi-Hawk Hybrid of Lamoni is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Andrew Stinson with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 46.601 billion Lamonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nephi. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lamonian economy, worth an astonishing 13,638 trillion Rushanas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 292,662 Rushanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, and the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamoni's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Lamoni is ranked 880^th in the world and 2^nd in Greater Dienstad for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,026.49 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.