The Corgi-Hawk Hybrid of Lamoni is a behemoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Andrew Stinson with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 51.758 billion Lamonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nephi. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lamonian economy, worth an astonishing 15,355 trillion Rushanas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 296,685 Rushanas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

There's no representation without taxation, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamoni's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Lamoni is ranked 21,350^th in the world and 28^th in Greater Dienstad for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 76.96 Effective Tax Rate.