The Grand Weirdom of The Weirdo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Weirdo with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.315 billion Weirdos are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Weird City. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Weird economy, worth 620 trillion Weird papers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 187,293 Weird papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Formerly internationally exported goods are now given away for free, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Weirdo's national animal is the Weirm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Weirdism.

The Weirdo is ranked 269,367^th in the world and 5,115^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 10.61 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.