The Federal Republic of Chillicothe is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Jared Golden with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.005 billion Chillicotheans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kansas City. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chillicothean economy, worth 621 trillion Chillicothean Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,150 Chillicothean Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chillicotheans refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, billions of Chillicothean Dollars are being blown on orbital weapons development, and the official Chillicothean Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chillicothe's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chillicothe is ranked 204,595^th in the world and 3,703^rd in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -1.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.