The Lovely Land of Le Libertia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Premier Henri Complaire with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.01 billion Libertians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesaule. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Le Libertian economy, worth a remarkable 4,843 trillion fleur-de-lis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 268,940 fleur-de-lis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Group hugs break out during floor votes, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and Premier Henri Complaire is called 'Patches' at international summits. Crime is totally unknown. Le Libertia's national animal is the giant tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Le Libertia is ranked 284,032^nd in the world and 1,244^th in Europeia for Most Primitive, scoring -417.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.