Population | 11.759 billion |
Capital | Mordecai |
Leader | Nijchhōh I |
Faith | Math |
Currency | cryptos |
Animal | ass |
The Awkward Adages of Geektopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Nijchhōh I with an even hand, and renowned for its closed borders, ritual sacrifices, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.759 billion Kwandoites are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordecai. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Geektopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,373 trillion cryptos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 371,898 cryptos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
It is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, and all music has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geektopia's national animal is the ass, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Math.
Geektopia is ranked 119,330th in the world and 597th in Europeia for Most Patriotic, with 13.37 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Geektopia endorsed The Community of Izan land.
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, all music has been banned.
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success.
- : Geektopia was endorsed by The Community of Izan land.
- : Geektopia lodged a message on the Europeia Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons.
- : Geektopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Geektopia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Right of Emigration"".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 21 » Gooblaria, Cato2, Old Aweic Wirs, Dat Countreh, Scaletta, Skyhawk Clan, Unogonduria, Ters Khus, Aevana, P0ptr0pica, EAsprts, The State of New Braiden, Grande pudimland, Greatnessity City, Abardis, PhDre, UPC, Raustria, Wolfsgrad, Nova Angelus, and Izan land.