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Most Subsidized Industry: 527thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 845thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,832nd
The Theo-Democratic Monarchy of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
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Geektopia

Population5.084 billion

CapitalMordecai
Leader*no one*
FaithMath

Currencycryptos
Animalyellow-billed swan

The Theo-Democratic Monarchy of Geektopia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by *no one* with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.084 billion Kwandoites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordecai. The average income tax rate is 74.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Geektopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,037 trillion cryptos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 204,083 cryptos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The military has declared war on all religious influence, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, dessert dishes make up the Geektopian breakfast menu, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geektopia's national animal is the yellow-billed swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Math.

Geektopia is ranked 12,066th in the world and 144th in Europeia for Most Developed, scoring 89.04 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 527thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 845thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,832ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,535thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,730thLargest Black Market: 2,875thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,282ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,445thMost Avoided: 3,745thMost Devout: 3,841stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,895thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,504thLargest Mining Sector: 4,948thLargest Retail Industry: 5,941stHighest Average Incomes: 6,292ndMost Influential: 6,878thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,101stNudest: 7,207thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,566thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,022ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,285thMost Developed: 12,066thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,125thTop
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Largest Governments: 13,935thSmartest Citizens: 16,105thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,407thHighest Economic Output: 17,763rdLargest Publishing Industry: 18,007thLowest Crime Rates: 18,501stMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,618thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,144thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 24,391st
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionMost Devout: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 50th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 54th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 57th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 64th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 65th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Geektopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Geektopia endorsed The Technocratic Republic of Laudesia.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, dessert dishes make up the Geektopian breakfast menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, the military has declared war on all religious influence.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Geektopia was endorsed by The Technocratic Republic of Laudesia.
  • : Geektopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.

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