The Awkward Adages of Geektopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Nijchhōh I with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.69 billion Kwandoites are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordecai. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Geektopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,350 trillion cryptos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 372,137 cryptos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, the government's policy is 'all pain, no grain', creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, and citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geektopia's national animal is the ass, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Math.

Geektopia is ranked 3,488^th in the world and 35^th in Europeia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 22,793.88 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.