The Militarized State of Dat Countreh is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dat Leedur with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.395 billion Engineers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dat Capital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dat Countrehian economy, worth an astonishing 10,151 trillion Ration Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 497,726 Ration Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Engineers, endangered species are effective hostages against the Dat Countrehian military, and the once prosperous capital is in utter decline. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dat Countreh's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Engineering.

Dat Countreh is ranked 743^rd in the world and 8^th in Europeia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 27,251.21 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.