The Socialist Realm of Estingberg is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Felixson Emil with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 18.912 billion Estings are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estera. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Estingbergian economy, worth a remarkable 3,918 trillion Gunineas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 207,187 Gunineas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Men are enrolling into lady etiquette courses, scientists on maritime expeditions return with a healthy glow, every day is laundry day, and the sound of rattles and selfie shots regularly disrupt political debates. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estingberg's national animal is the Feline, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Northern Orthodox.

Estingberg is ranked 329,276^th in the world and 1,396^th in Europeia for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 17.83 on the Bus Surprisal Index.