The Socialist Realm of Estingberg is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Felixson Emil with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 18.765 billion Estings are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estera. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Estingbergian economy, worth a remarkable 3,863 trillion Gunineas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 205,901 Gunineas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dictionaries have tripled in size listing alternative spellings, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Estingbergian citizenship, the dotted line smells faintly of iron, and civil engineers are undermining sinkholes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estingberg's national animal is the Feline, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Northern Orthodox.

Estingberg is ranked 3,300^th in the world and 34^th in Europeia for Most Cultured, scoring 201 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.