The Republic of Paxita is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.443 billion Paxitans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Paxitan economy, worth 120 trillion flinters a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 83,519 flinters, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers, and the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paxita's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Paxita is ranked 280,612^th in the world and 1,230^th in Europeia for Most Patriotic, with 0.51 flags saluted per person per day.