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Discworld

Patrician (Governor): The Democratic Republic of Chaopia

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Democratic Republic of Chaopia

Last WA Update:

Maps Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Compassionate Citizens: 479th Nicest Citizens: 567th Most Advanced Public Transport: 711th+22
Largest Publishing Industry: 728th Best Weather: 770th Most Inclusive: 805th Most Accessible: 826th Most Cultured: 876th Most Beautiful Environments: 916th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,047th Smartest Citizens: 1,155th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,208th Highest Food Quality: 1,232nd Healthiest Citizens: 1,247th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,362nd Most Advanced Public Education: 1,553rd Most Pacifist: 1,696th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,852nd Highest Economic Output: 1,892nd Most Secular: 2,015th Largest Welfare Programs: 2,134th Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,511th Highest Poor Incomes: 2,604th Least Corrupt Governments: 2,633rd Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,211th
World Factbook Entry

 . . . a circle of blackness shifts slightly, the eye reconsiders perspective, and what was apparently the awesome distance of interstellar wossname becomes a world under darkness, its stars the lights of what will charitably be called civilization.

For, as the world tumbles lazily, it is revealed as the Discworld—flat, circular, and carried through space on the back of four elephants who stand on the back of Great A’tuin, the only turtle ever to feature on the Hertzsprung-Russell Diagram, a turtle ten thousand miles long, dusted with the frost of dead comets, meteor-pocked, albedo-eyed. No one knows the reason for all this, but it is probably quantum.

Much that is weird could happen on a world on the back of a turtle like that.

Embassies: City Ankh Morpork, Guinea Kiribati, Raxulan Empire, Deliciousness, Coven of Witches, Zombie Research Institute, Pecan Sandies, The Bakery Across the Street, The Sewers on the Corner of Every Region, and Regionless.

Tags: Casual, Minuscule, Parody, and Silly.

Discworld contains 4 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Smartest Citizens in Discworld

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, Discworld is ranked 1,155th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Democratic Republic of ChaopiaLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“Caseus est inconcessus”
2.The Federation of MurgoneaInoffensive Centrist Autocracy Communists“Azure skies, emerald plains, freedom and justice.”
3.The Corrupt Mercantile City of Ankh-MorporkAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“Quanti canicula ille in fenestra”
4.The Armed Republic of Old HamptonInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”

Regional Happenings

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Discworld Regional Message Board

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Deliciousness

Greetings from Deliciousness! Wotcher!

Thanks for the embassy! We bring a humble gift of Discworld specialties: a small barrel of potent Klatchian Orakh and some of CMOT DIbbler's Finest Named Meat Pies! (Fido. The meat's name was Fido.)

We look forward to a Long-lived, Uneventful, and... dare we say, even Somewhat-Boring alliance!

The Isles of Squagglefish

Greetings all!
Millenium hand and shrimp!

Thanks for having me in your smol region.

Brown Islands

I, formerly the Isles of Squagglefish, have magically turned into the Brown Islands since that is actually a place on the Disc.

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