Population | 6.321 billion |
Capital | Ponaiga |
Leader | The Gohulian Council |
Faith | Mazdakism |
Currency | Candy Cane Lulu ȴ |
Animal | Nugu Gondwanatherian |
The Holy Eco-Syndicalist Union of Safiloa is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Gohulian Council with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.321 billion Safiloans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ponaiga. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Safiloan economy, worth 998 trillion Candy Cane Lulu ȴs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 157,945 Candy Cane Lulu ȴs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and the well-to-do in Democratic Socialist Assembly are never on time for important appointments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Safiloa's national animal is the Nugu Gondwanatherian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mazdakism.
Safiloa is ranked 2,678th in the world and 7th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Lowest Crime Rates, with 134.14 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Safiloa lodged a message on the Democratic Socialist Assembly Regional Message Board.
- : Safiloa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in Safiloa, the well-to-do in Democratic Socialist Assembly are never on time for important appointments.
- : Following new legislation in Safiloa, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
- : Following new legislation in Safiloa, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers.
- : Following new legislation in Safiloa, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
- : Following new legislation in Safiloa, every workday begins with group therapy.
- : Following new legislation in Safiloa, glamping Safiloans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
- : Following new legislation in Safiloa, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
- : Following new legislation in Safiloa, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 35 » Kanoshu, Kixke, Student Loan Debt, Absovenya, Veyoris, Varavano, Grubie, Ventera, Taliand, Inner Menrijake, Aetros, The Swaggerlands, Klijvinland, Sheepstate, Massatoosits, Aureum Paradisum, United Auto Workers, Marxstaat, Sessnia, Alle Bria, Syndic Australia, Haparide, Glaslen, VuVuVaz, Macadyake, Anacomia, Agune, Vuilburg, UnderCouch, Basiliania, Senkiro, Windond, Unsubtle Onomatopoeia, Philosophical Psychologists, and Isabella Saint-De La Rayne Horne.