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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,002ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,519thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,673rd
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Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Our Thunder, in the North
Speaker of the House Leo Bizhiw
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Macadyake

Population1.359 billion

CapitalWhitehorse
LeaderSpeaker of the House Leo Bizhiw
FaithPantheism

CurrencyMacadyakean Dollar
AnimalLynx

The Commonwealth of Macadyake is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Speaker of the House Leo Bizhiw with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.359 billion Macadyakeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whitehorse. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Macadyakean economy, worth 149 trillion Macadyakean Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 109,997 Macadyakean Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, economic planning is exalted as a human art form, and the fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Macadyake's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pantheism.

Macadyake is ranked 175,140th in the world and 92nd in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 85.37 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,002ndTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,519thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,673rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,883rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,312thMost Pacifist: 6,088thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,655thNicest Citizens: 7,223rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,934thBest Weather: 8,723rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,807thMost Inclusive: 9,498thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,936thHighest Food Quality: 10,404thMost Influential: 11,045thMost Cultured: 11,755thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,108thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,997thMost Income Equality: 14,179thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,280thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,295thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 14,955thSafest: 15,080thMost Developed: 15,218thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,022ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,378thSmartest Citizens: 18,625thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,833rdMost Subsidized Industry: 19,118thLargest Governments: 22,663rdLowest Crime Rates: 24,151stMost Rebellious Youth: 24,617thHealthiest Citizens: 24,862ndMost Politically Free: 25,454th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Macadyake's influence in Democratic Socialist Assembly rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Following new legislation in Macadyake, the fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Macadyake, economic planning is exalted as a human art form.
  • : Following new legislation in Macadyake, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Macadyake, geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns.
  • : Following new legislation in Macadyake, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • : Macadyake was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Inclusive, Most Beautiful Environments, and Highest Food Quality.
  • : Macadyake was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Macadyake, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
  • : Following new legislation in Macadyake, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt.

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