Population | 5.206 billion |
Capital | D'Hara |
Leader | God Emperor Chris Lodge |
Faith | Lodgetian |
Currency | Virgins |
Animal | Eagle |
The Empire of Grand Order Of Lodgec is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by God Emperor Chris Lodge with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.206 billion Citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of D'Hara. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Grand Order economy, worth a remarkable 1,663 trillion Virgins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 319,497 Virgins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in D'Hara, and owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Order Of Lodgec's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lodgetian.
Grand Order Of Lodgec is ranked 1,813th in the world and 2nd in Conch Kingdom for Most Corrupt Governments, with 368.05 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Grand Order Of Lodgec was endorsed by The Federation of Natsuki State.
- : Grand Order Of Lodgec was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Grand Order Of Lodgec, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.
- : Following new legislation in Grand Order Of Lodgec, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in D'Hara.
- : Following new legislation in Grand Order Of Lodgec, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
- : Following new legislation in Grand Order Of Lodgec, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up.
- : Following new legislation in Grand Order Of Lodgec, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
- : Grand Order Of Lodgec was endorsed by The Holy Empire of FOP Furry Occupied Pittsburgh.
- : Grand Order Of Lodgec was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic, Most Influential, Largest Black Market, and Highest Average Incomes and the Top 5% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Grand Order Of Lodgec was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 64 » Duby, Hubdova, Nibelia, Pervincia, Socialist Platypus, Ziroxeut, Liberto-Ancapistan, Sri Malawi, Novo Reslas, Empireedy, Northshires, Aelandi, Vapo, Lislandia, Stustu, Tie-Died Chinchillas, Loveable Dogs, Paul Pasch, Nova Briton, NZ Land, Red Finlandian Guard, Seolia, Ruotsaland, El Blurkistan, Balan Bar, Great Koryeo, Olornia, The Psittacines, Azflebrigan, Gundeldingen, The Celtics, Cassinea, Kiyadimundika, Grachevia, Boratstans, The Moon Raven, Isolon, Heskurik, VegeTotia, Nova Cameroon, Makka Pakka, Gabyl, DexterBurg, Polacianth, Ciapore, Slavic Lurkers, Azaman, Buyo, The Free City of Nelson, Vioxa, and 14 others.Floofybit, Socialist Republic of Vietnam Federation, Rosenfeld-Winterberg, Makko Oko, Charville, Ith Mus Warmoidaliastan, Krute Empire, Soviet Utopia Reunion Party, Nomia, Delnish, Dapant, Inseria, FOP Furry Occupied Pittsburgh, and Natsuki State.