The Floofy Socialist Monarchy of Floofybit is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Bit Foxling with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.743 billion Floofs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Environment, Healthcare, and Spirituality are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foxlington. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The all-consuming Floofy economy, worth 961 trillion ф Floofybitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 142,658 ф Floofybitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A soldier's body is a temple, atheists on vacation find Floofism's scriptures make useful doorstops, Bit Foxling wears a chewed-up rubber chicken suit to meet foreign delegates, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floofybit's national animal is the Foxlington Terrier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Floofism.

Floofybit is ranked 34,683^rd in the world and 53^rd in Conch Kingdom for Most Corrupt Governments, with 62.78 kickbacks per hour.