The Queendom of VegeTotia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Esteemed Elderberry Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, lack of airports, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 3.002 billion VegeTotians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong VegeTotian economy, worth 221 trillion miens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 73,920 miens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dartboard at the VegeTotian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Esteemed Elderberry Council's face, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry, and children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VegeTotia's national animal is the cockroach, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

VegeTotia is ranked 7,102^nd in the world and 40^th in Conch Kingdom for Safest, scoring 126.01 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.