The World World Census
The Most Secular in the World
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
| 3. |  The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “How will you act?” | |
| 4. |  The Federal Republic of Aigania | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “We know it” | |
| 5. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 6. |  The Rouge Nation of Joli Rouge | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Terra Mariq Potens” | |
| 7. |  The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
| 8. |  The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” | |
| 9. |  The Einherjers of Draconis Nightcrawlis | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Leve Vikingeaanden” | |
| 10. |  The Mexican Peninsula of Quintana Roo | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Make a run for the border.” |
