The World World Census
The Most Secular in the World
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Dominion of PapaJacky | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Abolēfacite Omnia Monstra” | |
| 22. |  The Democratic Republic of Countriopia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Proletarians of all countries, unite!” | |
| 23. |  The State of Sennianus | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “States for Citizens, not Citizens for States!” | |
| 24. |  The Holy Pink Zombie of OmegaShenron | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn” | |
| 25. |  The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” | |
| 26. | The Rogue Nation of Momstononistan | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Better to overreact, than to regret it later.” | |
| 27. |  The Federation of Old Atlantica | Democratic Socialists Hell | “I'm in a glass case of emotion!” | |
| 28. |  The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI” | |
| 29. |  The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה” | |
| 30. |  The Federal Commonwealth of Dicko | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “The only constant in politics: change” |
