The World World Census
The Most Secular in the World
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Free Palestine, support BDS!” | |
2. | The Culture of Free Socialism | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
3. | The Federal Republic of Aigania | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “We know it” | |
4. | The Ongoing State of Absentia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “We Are A Bush. Move Along. With science!” | |
5. | The Nomadic Peoples of Ludewa | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.” | |
6. | The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.” | |
7. | The Empire of Treznor | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Recruitment spammer meet ban hammer.” | |
8. | The Screaming Ediface of Ebon Citadel | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Obedientia caeca nullum fructum amarum hodie feret” | |
9. | The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Whatever, I do what I want” | |
10. | The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Flibble” |