The Safest in Lazarus
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Where the deer’s swift leap startles the wild bee” | |
| 2. |  The Equal Opportunity Nation of Moftan | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Come to never leave.” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Kingdom of Joaco | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Para servir y proteger” | |
| 4. |  The Federal Republic of Aigania | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “We know it” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Fallen Apples | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Never try and you will never fail.” | |
| 6. |  The Galactic Imperium Invictum of Darkium | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Vae Victus!!” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Chuliu Emperor | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “Where Power and Glory Lead!” | |
| 8. |  The Fair State of Larinia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Verzyelet es aldulzát” | |
| 9. |  The Armed Republic of Rousannas | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Groovus!” | |
| 10. |  The Fascist Federation of The Grand World Order | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Omne Ensis Impera; Deus Vult” |
