The Safest in Lazarus
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Lazarus is ranked 14,180th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31. |  The Empire of Lazy network admins | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “$ uptime” | |
| 32. |  The Democratic Socialist Stoners of Vanzef | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Smoqueed” | |
| 33. | The United Worker's Councils of SLlaneta | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “But with blood” | |
| 34. |  The Imperial Socio-Cybersynacy of Aaecilia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Our lives, for the good of the Regime!” | |
| 35. | The People's Republic of Our baby nickey | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Love Nicky” | |
| 36. |  The Democratic Republic of New Emphillon | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Pro libertate, servitute nulla” | |
| 37. |  The Fiefdom of Vidare | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “I Always Knew the President Wanted to Kill Us” | |
| 38. |  The Republic of Xalivstonia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “For Home, For Peace, For Law” | |
| 39. |  The Democratic Republic of Tolerativ | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Peace, Love, Tolerance” | |
| 40. |  The 🐈 Kingdom of New Rogernomics | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Freedom and Justice” |
