The World World Census
The Safest in the World
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queendom of Kindjal | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins” | |
| 2. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 3. |  The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
| 4. |  The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Demetrij | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Poliorket” | |
| 5. |  The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” | |
| 6. |  The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Orestida | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Makedonski Satrap” | |
| 7. |  The Barbaric Empire of Xeraph | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Forgive............................Never!!!!” | |
| 8. |  The Evolved Pandemonium of Scientific Inquisitors | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Progress before safety.” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Grailquest | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “The Best is Yet To Be” | |
| 10. |  The Imperial Commonwealth of Eastfield Lodge | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Manducate pisces fragemanaque solani tuberosi!” |
