The Herd of Zombie Goats is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Tom with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, pith helmet sales, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.676 billion Zombie Goatsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trash Bin. The average income tax rate is 76.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie Goatsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,156 trillion brains a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 247,383 brains, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Zombie Goatsian military unleashed its biological weapons, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, in the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism", and young men in tiny bikinis draw neither comment nor stares on the morning commute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zombie Goats's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aaaahhhh.

Zombie Goats is ranked 135,961^st in the world and 2^nd in Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.18 law-abiding acts per hour.