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Governor: The Magical Energy Equilibrator of The Bar on the Corner

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Fattest Citizens: 867th Largest Retail Industry: 970th Largest Black Market: 1,190th+13
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,690th Most Secular: 1,869th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,923rd Largest Gambling Industry: 1,954th Most Corrupt Governments: 2,070th Highest Poor Incomes: 2,188th Largest Mining Sector: 2,239th Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,286th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,327th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,394th Highest Average Incomes: 2,407th Most Cultured: 2,555th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,751st
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Welcome to the headquarters of the Bar on the Corner of Every Region! This utmost precious facility management unit is the magical conference room of our bar. It is just meant for undisturbed discussions of the bar team about how to make improvements since the bar traffic renders it sometimes hard to focus on a topic. Be serious!

Ah, and bar guests, please go after your business in this room silently, and do not feed the Cthulhu... thanks.


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— This region also functions as the puppet storage region for the Bar. See the dispatch pinned below for more information.



Embassies: The Bar on the corner of every region, Avadam Inn, Legion of the Cuke, and Order of the Southern North.

Tags: Isolationist, Magical, Minuscule, Outer Space, Pacifist, Password, Serious, and Social.

Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner contains 5 nations, the 3,914th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Stationary in Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner

Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.

As a region, Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner is ranked 12,641st in the world for Most Stationary.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Magical Energy Equilibrator of The Bar on the CornerLeft-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites“Don't feed the Cthulhu in the Restroom!”
2.The Restroom lurking threat of Brasilistani CrocodilesInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Snap !!!”
3.The Herd of Zombie GoatsIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Moo?”
4.The Endless Food Preparations of The Chef of the BarAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“Food!”
5.The Sighs of The Whisperer in the DarknessDemocratic Socialists Hell“Strange things have had a chance to settle and linger”

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Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner Regional Message Board

Directs a penniless hobo that 'just wanted to use the toilet' towards the cubicle nearest the broken sink where the Brasilistani Crocodiles lurk...

Washes hands while listening to the screams.

So Misser Brocklandia, I no longer need these...

Hands over the blackmarket copy of the keys to the Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner.

...I will ofcourse still be of service here.

Throws a couple bottles of Fabuloso into the waiting maw of Cthulhu.

See ya sometime.

Throws a couple bags of urinal cakes to Cthulhu.

Drops a bucket of whitebait for Zombie Penguins.

Throws Cthulhu some urinal cakes and a bottle of Fabuloso.

Directs a penniless hobo that 'just wanted to use the toilet' towards the cubicle nearest the broken sink where the Brasilistani Crocodiles lurk...

Washes hands while listening to the screams.

This is fun isn't it Brocky and Zanes?

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:Washes hands while listening to the screams.
This is fun isn't it Brocky and Zanes?

Yes--especially the screams part. Sometimes, when a few of them are screaming in unison, they almost hit the same chord progression as Pachebel's Canon in D, only with less pitch control. But I suppose being eaten alive by Brasilistani Crocodiles does make concentrating a bit of a challenge.

I am in no way connected to one of the Bar's only human staffers. Nope, no connection at all.

The Chef of the Bar wrote:I am in no way connected to one of the Bar's only human staffers. Nope, no connection at all.

Alright, I'll take your word for it.

Neutrality Foundation wrote:Alright, I'll take your word for it.

Cthulhu will vouch for me ... If ze doesn't eat us all first.

whispering

Oh Cthulhu, please forgive me for what I’m about to do to this stall!

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Valkyrie Reborn wrote:Oh Cthulhu, please forgive me for what I’m about to do to this stall!

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Very funny! 🤣

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